One (1) piece Extra Dessert Delights Sugarfree

One (1) piece Extra Dessert Delights Sugarfree Lemon Square gum + one (1) Stride Sour Patch Kids Sugarfree Redberry gum. Boom; you're welcome. Hello sweet/sour lemon/raspberry wate

-rer of mouths. "But is it everlasting?" asked Wonka, who disappeared in a cloud of Pixy Stix powder. No, Wonka. My chewing gum combos are ephemeral, like dreams or a diet. Sugary

cereals and corn syrup drinks are the life blood of America. Wonka was no kind benefactor, no, he was an evil manipulator. He was a peddler of addictions.

sue Willie Wonka for encouraging their over-eating habit, but the chocolate would keep on flowing. The Oompa Loompas are really conspiring to kill us all by making us unhealthy

and turn us unto the green sludge they remember eating when they lived in their own forest kingdom. Oompa Loompa technology didn't quite have the formula right. Soylent Green kept

their bodies lean and muscular. The mightiest in all of Loompaland was Beefa Weefa, who stood a staggering 5-feet-tall with huge, bulging biceps. She looked at us with hungry eyes

and cracked her knuckles threateningly. An involuntary shiver of fear ran down my spine. Beefa Weefa barely came up to my armpits, but I had the feeling she could kick my arse.

"Uh...OK...wha-whaat do you want from me?" I stammered. Beefa Weefa smiled, but her smile didn't quite reach her eyes. "General Tso's chicken, extra rice, & 4 spring rolls!"

Little did she know she'd accidentally initiated her own self destruct chip lodged in her brain from her barely remembered kidnapping eons before. Chicken and rice flies everywhere