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42twentyfour was striding down a street when a man wearing jeans and reminded him of his nasty affair. 42twentyfour went to the doctors, paranoid. Regrettably, his story ends there -
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faxed him a flat Goldman Sax smoking crack with the caption 'I'll be back...prepare to get facked'. 'How's that for a lack of tact??' I shouted across the flax to the banks where I
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all her political talk in my dreams, meanwhile I'm trying to escape from all the shitiness of real-life and spend some quality time in the Dreamscape....Luke would understand. He
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"Who will just sit around and do nothing?" he tried. "I will", said the brain-dead humans. Curses, he thought. 'At least they're not causing any more trouble than they could've bee
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rted to rain outside. The memories of what I had felt rolled around and around in my head, refusing to silence themselves. As I tossed and turned, I failed to see the water flowing
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country-folk group this side of the continent. Outsiders heard tell of their beautiful music and flocked by the thousands to see the Banjomen and their dancing locusts. Regretably,
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I took a chance and handed it in anyway. What a stupid move...how could I have possibly expected the professor to understand Swahili? He gave me an A anyway...he was REALLY tired.
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Now we all know that the Americans voted last year...so if Americans are people who vote, and the French are currently voting, that means the french ARE AMERICAN. Hooray for logic.
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ow which fish was which, and so had devised a complicated plan to get around this in only two lines. Unfortunately, he was too busy taking photos of my outline to tell me. Curses.
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said the cats in unison, sitting the old lady down on her favourite armchair. 'We don't want you to hurt yourself again, do we?' The woman gazed up in rememberance as the cats paw
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about it" I said, intending the statement to be an invitation for explanation. The cold look she gave told me she didn't take invitations lightly. Her stare drilled into my head, s
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After an intense swearing match with the little fellow, I decided to take my leave. The sky had greyed and dimmed, and the region of sky where a bright rainbow had been now had
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His grin stretched to comical proportions that would've made us laugh were it not for the tiny Namibian who crashed through the window and tackled him. Instead, we laughed harder.
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sgustingly messy, as the ducklings had taken to rolling themselves around on the paper, splattering ink all over the questions. Finally, much to the teacher's relief, the principal
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rising up in little tufts, as the air from the various objects brushed past it. As talented as he was, I knew that as long as he focused on his pins, he'd never notice the gash, s
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nestaries that had never even seen automatic weapons before, hence why most of the monks just threw them towards any poor stranger that came by. The monks didn't survive very long.