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a black eye when I tossed him a sock full of nickels I had in my coat pocket. The intent was different than the impact so I told myself that guilt would help nobody. I just needed -
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a deep cleaning. The stench of accumulated neglect had caught up with them all. Karma always has its day for meow means meow, after all.
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the time your mom KNEW the kraut had gone bad but still tried to resurrect it by mixing in some raw broccoli and fish sauce. She sent the entire camp to the latrines that day. Ugh.
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and stuck with the tried and true Sunshine Kush which would get you stoneder than bejeezus but wouldn't leave you drooling. Jeremy's long-term plan was to capture
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in the suburbs of Springfield. I must've been in a daze because there was a line of customers and the one at the front said loudly "LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CASE OF THE MONDAYS". I
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your mother walked into a bar to brainstorm. They'd call the operator to purchase the item but first, some libations! The mongoose ordered a Bud Light. The playwright ordered a whi
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a local writing contest and was now invited to travel to London for the Bard's Bedwetting, and oddly named real-time writing competition where each contestant got
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bamboo, held together with mud and tears. He'd made a fire ring outside the tree-house and erected several intruder warning devices, designed to let the orangutan know if
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that the backside was left wide open. Looking back at the white suede couch in the JC Penney lobby, he discovered that he'd left
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head surgeon, Dr. Genitals. The nurse whipped off her towel, leaving her buck naked. She handed the towel to the Dr., who tucked it under his chin and proceeded to shmear sour
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reality; oh, there goes gravity. Oh, there goes Manatee. He choked. He's so mad but he won't give up that easy. No, he won't have it. He's gonna fold like he was meant to be.
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Diagon Alley where Dr. Blakentruck's Urgent Care Tent handled such matters. They put the paddles on Hilda and blasted away. It took a few rounds but Hilda was saved! Her robes were
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...This was a VERY good thing..., Esmerelda cackled to herself. She set the timer for 45 minutes, tossed another log under the cauldron, and set the lid over the children. YumYum.
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arty kissed him full on the lips. Atrax said nothing. Marty started leafing through the stack of LPs, looking for something to set a mood that
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on the lips. This is one saucy story I tells ya. Stella wiped her mouth and regarded Steve the lackluster dingo. Stella resolved to level with Steve. "Alright Steve, let's toss
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literal bullets as his blood turned to metal. The thickening completed quickly. A soul floated up leaving just a statue to warn the others. His debt was finally repaid.
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to live with the Princess in his rockpile down by the river once he became a knight. He was sure she'd oblige. All he needed was a dependable system for dealing with leaks.
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jammed handfuls of jalapenos down their pants. There was quite a bit of squirming, but at least they kept mostly quiet during the short film. The part that really intrigued me was
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might be enough to get me in at the next after-school meeting of the Dudes Only Really Know Sorcery club that I'd been pining over since 3rd grade. I knocked on the door.
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marveled at his recent narrow escape from the gaping maw of the washed up sperm whale he'd mistaken for dead. Gilbert paid the cabbie, grabbed a large coffee to go and slapped