95 Folds
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I told Aunt Irene to take her elaborate family dinner invitation, roll it up into a real tight cylinder, grease it thoroughly with butter, lard or other available edible lubricant, -
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and inevitably the first day of school came. She thought she could get over; she tried to play sick. But her mom said, “No, no way, uh-uh, forget it”. There was nothin' she could
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Like I even care. If I never hear his name again that's fine. Do you know where he went? I'm just wondering. I truly don't care. It's fine. I'd just like to know where he is so
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Thusly joined, we boarded the paddle boat, slammed home some Horse, and paddled off into the Atlantic sunset. Vaya con Dios!
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, big bombs from airplanes. Tsunamis and earthquakes, Zombies in acid rain. These are a few of my favorite things!" He hummed to himself, dancing around his underground bunker.
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a black eye when I tossed him a sock full of nickels I had in my coat pocket. The intent was different than the impact so I told myself that guilt would help nobody. I just needed
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a deep cleaning. The stench of accumulated neglect had caught up with them all. Karma always has its day for meow means meow, after all.
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the time your mom KNEW the kraut had gone bad but still tried to resurrect it by mixing in some raw broccoli and fish sauce. She sent the entire camp to the latrines that day. Ugh.
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and stuck with the tried and true Sunshine Kush which would get you stoneder than bejeezus but wouldn't leave you drooling. Jeremy's long-term plan was to capture
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in the suburbs of Springfield. I must've been in a daze because there was a line of customers and the one at the front said loudly "LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CASE OF THE MONDAYS". I
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your mother walked into a bar to brainstorm. They'd call the operator to purchase the item but first, some libations! The mongoose ordered a Bud Light. The playwright ordered a whi
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a local writing contest and was now invited to travel to London for the Bard's Bedwetting, and oddly named real-time writing competition where each contestant got
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bamboo, held together with mud and tears. He'd made a fire ring outside the tree-house and erected several intruder warning devices, designed to let the orangutan know if
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that the backside was left wide open. Looking back at the white suede couch in the JC Penney lobby, he discovered that he'd left
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head surgeon, Dr. Genitals. The nurse whipped off her towel, leaving her buck naked. She handed the towel to the Dr., who tucked it under his chin and proceeded to shmear sour
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they'd crash land on Guiness Island, then all would be delicious. Salty, crispy pig with a side of foamy bliss? Sign me up!
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reality; oh, there goes gravity. Oh, there goes Manatee. He choked. He's so mad but he won't give up that easy. No, he won't have it. He's gonna fold like he was meant to be.
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Diagon Alley where Dr. Blakentruck's Urgent Care Tent handled such matters. They put the paddles on Hilda and blasted away. It took a few rounds but Hilda was saved! Her robes were
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...This was a VERY good thing..., Esmerelda cackled to herself. She set the timer for 45 minutes, tossed another log under the cauldron, and set the lid over the children. YumYum.
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arty kissed him full on the lips. Atrax said nothing. Marty started leafing through the stack of LPs, looking for something to set a mood that