Finished Folds (361—380)
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4stretch aquatic limo, fresh off the daytime talk show circuit following his latest case. Manatee scoped the scene. "You say Agnes choked on the cookie nail, eh? But what about
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11-Floss more, -Eat less red meat, -Work less, -Work out more, -Watch more porn, -See more of Grandma, -Not at the same time, -Spend time in a foreign country, -Stain the deck, -Play
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2Joaquin Dix scanned the field. He saw Hakeem Nicks come open across the middle just as Akiem Hicks hit him from behind. Akeem tackled Hakeem while Akiem roughed up Joaquin.
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3Murdock Lipschitz carefully removed the cylinder he'd labeled with RADIOACTIVE WASTE nearly three decades earlier from the vault at the back of the lab. He unscrewed the lid and pu
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4Murdock Lipschitz carefully removed the cylinder he'd labeled with RADIOACTIVE WASTE
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9As I looked up, he removed his sunglasses and pierced me with aquamarine irises. My stomach tightened and I subconsciously touched my inner thigh. "Hi" he breathed, "I'm
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5allowed teeth as one of the jigwigs took exception to his gesticulations and served him a knuckle sandwich. Another jigwig caught the whole exchange on his Selfie-Headset™ and
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7it really all just a cry for help? After some quick personal inventory he set down the flame thrower and used loppers to carefully prune the garden back. He applied some bat guano
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6I was disoriented and looked around. Daytime? Instinctively I touched my face and felt a full beard where a clean cheek should have been. Then I saw why it was so bright. Two suns
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6into the glasses. "Next!" A timid lass approached. The Mountie said "What is Wayne Gretsky's favorite color?!" "Uhmm, yellow?" "NO! It's white! Now drink!" She gulped the moonshine
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4family jewels! In a daring display of gypsy thievery, his 2 priceless orbs were stolen right out of his pants! He felt all over, looked around on the ground, but no, they were gone
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5"Ah, so that's why I was forced to do all those pull-ups. I thought it was to be strong." "Nope," he winked "just a nice six pack & big arms. Now get out there and make my money!"
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7whose appetite for souls was just insatiable lately. Lucifer hopped onto the A-train North. His destination today: Piccadilly Circus. He'd developed a new technique whereby
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3Dang it, right off I was stumped. 1) IS YOUR AVERAGE RATIO OF FECES CONTACTED : HANDS WASHED, GREATER OR LESS THAN 5 : 1? What did
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2fornicate but I really wasn't up for it. Instead I proposed a round of shuffleboard to pass the time while we waited to pass out. Me and the burly guy were locked in at 12 apiece
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5on an upside-down stool & spin. I declined, sneered, took off my shirt, & pulled up a chair. I sniffed a pit & said "All right missy, chess it is." I opened with the Latvian gambit
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5I said "Hey Kurt, lemme get a few Doritos". I heard a crinkle and he said "What Doritos? We musta forgot 'em." I looked at his orange-crusted fingers and leapt for his throat.
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2unmistakably the product of some sort of pickled protein. Big Bob burst out of the office, throwing the door open into the hallway and smashing the nose of the new CEO, Ms. Balnut.
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7is with a voodoo ritual called Nantata Cruska. But I'd have to finish the ritual to rid my fear and I'd vowed never to finish anything or anyone again. I crawled into a bottle of
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1t to borrow the pocket penetrometer I knew he had there in order to surreptitiously measure the stability of the soil under the Santa Barbara cliff condo? I said "Martin! Look!" An