Finished Folds (361—380)
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11who had a Fu Manchu mustache and answered questions with questions. JMan showed the wise Det the dragon tracks and asked if they had their culprit. The wise Det said "Is it a crime
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6NOT! Ha Hah!" Grandpa never gave up a fad. He still said "Pshyche!" all the time, along with "Whaaaaazzzzzaaaaaaaappp" and "Bitchin!" I was done. We'd been on a 1,200 mile roadtrip
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11Furthermore, let it now be recognized that if you subtract a boatload from a crapton, you're left with somewhere between a smidgen and a chunk. A whole bunch isn't as many as
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5The bastards left me no choice. I pressed the red button. Ketchup sprayed all out the sides and back of the Wienermobile, covering the BLT and tuna melt. They spun off and crashed
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4Jack it choked on his ego and the Ratgod's disguise came off as he heroically Heimlich'd the hungry hippo. It was a show for the ages but the Ratgod's detractors took to Twitter to
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3helping rebuild the home. "Yes, yesss" he said. "Put the lighter kindling, er, I mean, wood at the bottom and the bigger fuel, uh, um, logs up towards the top. Yeah. That looks
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4stretch aquatic limo, fresh off the daytime talk show circuit following his latest case. Manatee scoped the scene. "You say Agnes choked on the cookie nail, eh? But what about
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11-Floss more, -Eat less red meat, -Work less, -Work out more, -Watch more porn, -See more of Grandma, -Not at the same time, -Spend time in a foreign country, -Stain the deck, -Play
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2Joaquin Dix scanned the field. He saw Hakeem Nicks come open across the middle just as Akiem Hicks hit him from behind. Akeem tackled Hakeem while Akiem roughed up Joaquin.
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3Murdock Lipschitz carefully removed the cylinder he'd labeled with RADIOACTIVE WASTE nearly three decades earlier from the vault at the back of the lab. He unscrewed the lid and pu
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4Murdock Lipschitz carefully removed the cylinder he'd labeled with RADIOACTIVE WASTE
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9As I looked up, he removed his sunglasses and pierced me with aquamarine irises. My stomach tightened and I subconsciously touched my inner thigh. "Hi" he breathed, "I'm
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5allowed teeth as one of the jigwigs took exception to his gesticulations and served him a knuckle sandwich. Another jigwig caught the whole exchange on his Selfie-Headset™ and
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7it really all just a cry for help? After some quick personal inventory he set down the flame thrower and used loppers to carefully prune the garden back. He applied some bat guano
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6I was disoriented and looked around. Daytime? Instinctively I touched my face and felt a full beard where a clean cheek should have been. Then I saw why it was so bright. Two suns
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6into the glasses. "Next!" A timid lass approached. The Mountie said "What is Wayne Gretsky's favorite color?!" "Uhmm, yellow?" "NO! It's white! Now drink!" She gulped the moonshine
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4family jewels! In a daring display of gypsy thievery, his 2 priceless orbs were stolen right out of his pants! He felt all over, looked around on the ground, but no, they were gone
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5"Ah, so that's why I was forced to do all those pull-ups. I thought it was to be strong." "Nope," he winked "just a nice six pack & big arms. Now get out there and make my money!"
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7whose appetite for souls was just insatiable lately. Lucifer hopped onto the A-train North. His destination today: Piccadilly Circus. He'd developed a new technique whereby
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3Dang it, right off I was stumped. 1) IS YOUR AVERAGE RATIO OF FECES CONTACTED : HANDS WASHED, GREATER OR LESS THAN 5 : 1? What did