Finished Folds (3521—3540)
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5hummed a couple bars of 'Mellow Yellow' while I beheaded another hedgehog. This pie was going to be delicious! All it needed was
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3"Yo dere's another 10 in it fo ya if ya git me uh stiff drink, quick like mammy used ta". What could I do? This dude was a serious power player so I had to play it cool. I said
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2pulled a gun on me! The dirty rat double crossed me before I had a chance to back stab him! Monty told me to turn the car back around, and I was rapidly losing track of
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1have short legs. It's a little known fact that most Mennonite churches are able to slip in a few extra rows of pews because of the reduced femur length in their communities.
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2four grown mules. And not just any grown mules. I'm talking about professionally trained singing mules. But I digress. The little girl
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3giving them just enough ruffies so they'd be mostly conscious but wouldn't remember a thing. Annie (previously Andrew) also
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1drank a cup, grabbed my hammer, and was out the door to work. I felt
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3decided long ago to form like Voltron and take the old man down hard but he always had that Louisville slugger with him. Then one day, little Johnny got his hands on
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3The little brown mouse went hopping through the big open field one day. His friends had warned him about the sky demons but his little brown mouse brain had convinced him
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4BAM! A rear-ending quite the opposite of what the officer had in mind turned his new cruiser into a pile of twisted metal and fire. The crooked cop
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2Quick as lightning, I grabbed the fire extinguisher, a couple sticks of butter, an apron, a first aid kit and headed for the tunnel not sure at all of what would happen next.
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1filthy, nasty, quality that Captain Hook needed. He told Trichelle to scram and headed for shore in search of
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1Who knew being a soap-tester down at DIAL could turn out this well? Show up at 8am, bubble bathe for 8 or so hours, then clock out and head home. The only hard part
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0this will turn out similarly to the time when I split the pot with that no good cheat Rodney and he stiffed me like a 2 dollar whore. If I ever see that guy
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4This is a love story. It has it's tangles, oddities, protuberances; but at the heart of it is an attraction between man and woman. For she loved him, and he her, and she knew
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4toppings. Once, at an all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet I ate nothing but toppings and
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0could use their forearms, ear lobes, and even
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2a donkey and he was NOT proud of it. These kind of sexual misadventures were standard when you start your day with 16oz of Robitussen. I mean, there was the time in Vegas when
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2himself and the caper would be complete! "All this for a $2,500 prize and a free trip to Universal Studios?" he thought to himself as he
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3she wasn't going to play chicken with this crazed psycho. No, she had no beef with him so she decided to go on the lamb. If it wasn't for