Finished Folds (3521—3540)
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2d curtains rustle in the widow Johnson's townhouse. 'Perfect' he muttered sarcastically to himself. Time was running out. He'd have to kill the girl and then come back
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3He awoke with a start; camp was being shelled again. Each mortar blast built up pressure in his head, pounding in another nail, building toward that next migraine. The pain wasn't
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3...boy was that a disappointment. Kid was fugly, and brought four C cells when I specifically said I needed Ds. At that, I put on my snuggie, crawled into my cot, and passed out.
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3flesh. The fact that he died in a deep fryer may have something to do with that. If they'd just put a cover on that frying vat, maybe I wouldn't be here at the
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3Those poor orphans had no fruit and no fireworks. He resolved himself to immediately deliver a gross of ground bloom flowers and plantains if he could just get out of this mess.
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1, very angry cat to chase it back in it's cage. Then you can rest easy and just wait for nature to take it's course. Once the package is retrieved I do recommend that you
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3really does revert to one's true interests when left untended. Now if only I could combine my love for all things bovine, and viscous. I hopped online and logged onto
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4since Dorothy was swallowed by that narwhal off the eastern coast of Sweden. I paid the psychic and headed back outside, immediately bumping into a tanned basketball player who
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6E-Fill, the electronic waste graveyard of the damned. Where hard drives lay unwept, unsung, unloved. Our hero waded into the mercury and chromium filled cesspool and declared
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1working on the good ship Lollypop
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5hummed a couple bars of 'Mellow Yellow' while I beheaded another hedgehog. This pie was going to be delicious! All it needed was
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3"Yo dere's another 10 in it fo ya if ya git me uh stiff drink, quick like mammy used ta". What could I do? This dude was a serious power player so I had to play it cool. I said
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2pulled a gun on me! The dirty rat double crossed me before I had a chance to back stab him! Monty told me to turn the car back around, and I was rapidly losing track of
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1have short legs. It's a little known fact that most Mennonite churches are able to slip in a few extra rows of pews because of the reduced femur length in their communities.
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2four grown mules. And not just any grown mules. I'm talking about professionally trained singing mules. But I digress. The little girl
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3giving them just enough ruffies so they'd be mostly conscious but wouldn't remember a thing. Annie (previously Andrew) also
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1drank a cup, grabbed my hammer, and was out the door to work. I felt
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3decided long ago to form like Voltron and take the old man down hard but he always had that Louisville slugger with him. Then one day, little Johnny got his hands on
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3The little brown mouse went hopping through the big open field one day. His friends had warned him about the sky demons but his little brown mouse brain had convinced him
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4BAM! A rear-ending quite the opposite of what the officer had in mind turned his new cruiser into a pile of twisted metal and fire. The crooked cop