Finished Folds (21—40)
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4head surgeon, Dr. Genitals. The nurse whipped off her towel, leaving her buck naked. She handed the towel to the Dr., who tucked it under his chin and proceeded to shmear sour
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3they'd crash land on Guiness Island, then all would be delicious. Salty, crispy pig with a side of foamy bliss? Sign me up!
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2reality; oh, there goes gravity. Oh, there goes Manatee. He choked. He's so mad but he won't give up that easy. No, he won't have it. He's gonna fold like he was meant to be.
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1Diagon Alley where Dr. Blakentruck's Urgent Care Tent handled such matters. They put the paddles on Hilda and blasted away. It took a few rounds but Hilda was saved! Her robes were
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3...This was a VERY good thing..., Esmerelda cackled to herself. She set the timer for 45 minutes, tossed another log under the cauldron, and set the lid over the children. YumYum.
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2arty kissed him full on the lips. Atrax said nothing. Marty started leafing through the stack of LPs, looking for something to set a mood that
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3on the lips. This is one saucy story I tells ya. Stella wiped her mouth and regarded Steve the lackluster dingo. Stella resolved to level with Steve. "Alright Steve, let's toss
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1literal bullets as his blood turned to metal. The thickening completed quickly. A soul floated up leaving just a statue to warn the others. His debt was finally repaid.
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1to live with the Princess in his rockpile down by the river once he became a knight. He was sure she'd oblige. All he needed was a dependable system for dealing with leaks.
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2jammed handfuls of jalapenos down their pants. There was quite a bit of squirming, but at least they kept mostly quiet during the short film. The part that really intrigued me was
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3might be enough to get me in at the next after-school meeting of the Dudes Only Really Know Sorcery club that I'd been pining over since 3rd grade. I knocked on the door.
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5marveled at his recent narrow escape from the gaping maw of the washed up sperm whale he'd mistaken for dead. Gilbert paid the cabbie, grabbed a large coffee to go and slapped
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5Thing is, sayings about Abilene cows uddered by those drunker than skunks are more useless than tits on a boar hog. And anudder thing is, *pause to chug XXX whiskey jug*
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2Now standing in your heart is where I want to be; and in the warm hold of your loving mind is where I long to be. Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind... {fading harmonica}
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4water to a fish. This isn't my first rodeo Drive." "I dunno what it is about you, but I'm going to go ahead and ignore all your references and have you start Tuesday. Set up on the
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4make a dress made of light from the islands appear shabby and tarnished but then she could say the one thing that would make anything all right. Esmirelda was a walking test of cha
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10treated shabbily by Poseidon, and I saw my opening. I set my mermaid up in a cozy aquarium in my apartment and headed out for an aggressive negotiation with Mr. P. I knew
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7rectum?" "It's not my fault - I was DRAWN this way!" he exclaimed. Minnie narrowed her eyes. "Say what you will," Minnie continued "but you've got a choice right now. Either
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7a stray dog was having sex with my leg while an apparent vagrant with access to high end audio-visual equipment recorded it. "Woof". I said. I need to make some changes.
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6I grabbed a fistful of cinnamon from the altar on my way out the door in case I needed to blow it in the eyes of any following assailants. If it would just have been nutmeg, I w