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  a donkey and he was NOT proud of it. These kind of sexual misadventures were standard when you start your day with 16oz of Robitussen. I mean, there was the time in Vegas when

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  2011-02-20 14:52:07

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  himself and the caper would be complete! "All this for a $2,500 prize and a free trip to Universal Studios?" he thought to himself as he

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  2011-02-20 14:48:53

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  she wasn't going to play chicken with this crazed psycho. No, she had no beef with him so she decided to go on the lamb. If it wasn't for

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  2011-02-20 14:44:00

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  a cacophony of moans and wails that I wasn't sure to fear for her life or order what she was having. Turns out, DeeDee didn't survive the night. The autopsy revealed

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  2011-02-20 14:39:42

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  A naked redhead walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2-foot salami under the other. He lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be

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  2011-02-20 14:13:44

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  1,000 carbon offset credits on the internet. While I'm online I usually order some trees to be planted too. Then, for good measure, I'll

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  2011-02-20 14:06:52

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  aroma was nothing compared to the thick sludge just filling up your belly. Her brother had actually chewed a Guiness Book of World Records fourth-place total for

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  2011-02-20 14:03:36

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  for the next few days his urine was a toxic shade of orange that reacted as if carbonated when it hit the toilet water. In fact, there was a minor explosion down

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  2011-02-20 13:59:39

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  there were still enough fembots around to get my knob oiled, if you catch my drift. That was the problem these days, the ratio of

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  2011-02-20 13:56:06

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  ...so she waded out into the open ocean. Lost. Cold. Alone. This wouldn't be the end, but she could feel the pull of the other side, calling for her soul. Soon she would rest.

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  2011-02-20 13:52:20

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  get home again. Doesn't matter if you pull a D-average in school, so long as you show up on the field, all your problems will be taken care of. One time I even

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  2011-02-20 13:45:09

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  spent the majority of his time in the bottle. He hadn't found the bottom yet, but more than a few mornings in the gutter had taught him that

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  2011-02-20 13:42:37

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  Coleman came to the heart-wrenching conclusion that he'd have to leave town. He gathered up a few clothes, picked up his

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