Finished Folds (3541—3560)
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2Quick as lightning, I grabbed the fire extinguisher, a couple sticks of butter, an apron, a first aid kit and headed for the tunnel not sure at all of what would happen next.
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1filthy, nasty, quality that Captain Hook needed. He told Trichelle to scram and headed for shore in search of
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1Who knew being a soap-tester down at DIAL could turn out this well? Show up at 8am, bubble bathe for 8 or so hours, then clock out and head home. The only hard part
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0this will turn out similarly to the time when I split the pot with that no good cheat Rodney and he stiffed me like a 2 dollar whore. If I ever see that guy
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4This is a love story. It has it's tangles, oddities, protuberances; but at the heart of it is an attraction between man and woman. For she loved him, and he her, and she knew
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4toppings. Once, at an all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet I ate nothing but toppings and
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0could use their forearms, ear lobes, and even
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2a donkey and he was NOT proud of it. These kind of sexual misadventures were standard when you start your day with 16oz of Robitussen. I mean, there was the time in Vegas when
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2himself and the caper would be complete! "All this for a $2,500 prize and a free trip to Universal Studios?" he thought to himself as he
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3she wasn't going to play chicken with this crazed psycho. No, she had no beef with him so she decided to go on the lamb. If it wasn't for
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1a cacophony of moans and wails that I wasn't sure to fear for her life or order what she was having. Turns out, DeeDee didn't survive the night. The autopsy revealed
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5A naked redhead walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2-foot salami under the other. He lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be
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41,000 carbon offset credits on the internet. While I'm online I usually order some trees to be planted too. Then, for good measure, I'll
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0aroma was nothing compared to the thick sludge just filling up your belly. Her brother had actually chewed a Guiness Book of World Records fourth-place total for
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1for the next few days his urine was a toxic shade of orange that reacted as if carbonated when it hit the toilet water. In fact, there was a minor explosion down
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5there were still enough fembots around to get my knob oiled, if you catch my drift. That was the problem these days, the ratio of
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3...so she waded out into the open ocean. Lost. Cold. Alone. This wouldn't be the end, but she could feel the pull of the other side, calling for her soul. Soon she would rest.
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2get home again. Doesn't matter if you pull a D-average in school, so long as you show up on the field, all your problems will be taken care of. One time I even
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2spent the majority of his time in the bottle. He hadn't found the bottom yet, but more than a few mornings in the gutter had taught him that
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2Coleman came to the heart-wrenching conclusion that he'd have to leave town. He gathered up a few clothes, picked up his