Finished Folds (1721—1740)
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2The truth of it was that while Santa was king of the fanny clapper and everyone knew it, Mrs. Claus's irritable bowel syndrome often caused her to release silent but deadly farts.
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59: Film the lunatic fringe poster boy going around the country as a bounty hunter. STEP 10: Reap insane profits. STEP 11: Repeat step 10. STEP 12: Having had a spiritual awakening,
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1gone bad and the Senator had "won" a bag of rotten tomatoes. Not wanting to be rude, the Senator said "Boy, these'll come in handy!" Little did he know
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4until we ran out of relish one day and just called it Special Sauce. Usually it had relish, sometimes mustard, often mayo and Worcestershire would suffice. But we didn't hit the ja
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1mascot for Penguin Planet. Kids didn't give a rat's ass about seagulls but they'd spend $50/head to see Pokey the Penguin jump around like a damn fool. "Make it a double George."
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4There were attached, enlarged animal heads. And in the back room, through a beaded curtain it looked like a trophy case of human heads. I turned to leave but the door was locked.
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3pasted on a smile. I can play this game too, she thought. With hands outstretched, and expectant looks on their faces, there they stood. Apparently.
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2which left the geeks no choice but to slather themselves in testosterone cream and get brawny like the rugby scrabblers. "Za qi is to memorize all seven letter words." "Uh, dude,
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2the Boomerang Bandit hacked the store's P.A. system to play Australia's Greatest Didgeridoo Hits on an endless loop. After 4 hours the manager burned the store to the ground.
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5be surprised when I yelled "Shoryuken!" and uppercutted her with a flying dragon punch. Then I'd do a backbreaker on her and finish her off by tearing out her spine. My colostomy b
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2making direct eye contact with Pete while taking off her dress. She jumped in the lake, laughing with Mrs Robinson. Pete grabbed three beers and an inner tube and jumped in too.
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8& could tell by the light change that he'd switched programs on his monitor before turning to greet her. What had he been looking at? Prof Humita gruffly said "Yes?" Her term paper
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4arms. I'm a good 3 bills if I'm a pound but Lady Gaga's got some guns on her and she picked me right up, no prob. We meandered casually down 14th, me munching on some raw backstrap
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7ministered using proper technique, unsightly fat stores are converted to gorgeous lean muscle!" He kept spanking. "Just look at these before & after pictures!" Mrs. Blakeney stood
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2She wore a skirt so I knew she was promiscuous. She was talking to me so the sexual tension was palpable. Like me, she was obviously thinking *When & where?* What she really
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5*World-A* Patrick got to work, attended the staff meeting, & ate a sandwich at his desk. *World-B* Patrog fled with the bar wench into the forest, had his way with her & scratched.
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5I read, I folded, I passed. I came, I saw, I kicked some ass!
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3ppery was the slope that led from hilarious potty humor to pink eye to acute Hepatitis. Lesson learned.
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3smile your biggest smile and look right here...click... OK! Thank you! Now, the first item on our November Eternal Optimists Club agenda is Peace in the Middle East. Who wants to
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8Harold was quite the entrepreneur. His 100% natural & organic Harold Prodder's Every Flavor Beanies were the hit of the neighborhood. Sold in packs of 2 for $3. Ingredients