Finished Folds (1701—1720)
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3and after some particularly spirited lovemaking the Naked Sikh and Punjabi damsel decided to have a meal. They perused the airport cafes and decided on some Nudist Chinese.
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5w, there was a scream and then the tape went to static. "So what do you think?" Manatee P.I. wiped some algae from his lip and said "Looks like somebody had a case of the Mondays."
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4the hell? I headed for Ziggy's. He was the best code writer around. I wiped the sweat off my brow as Ziggy answered the door. Ziggy looked at the sweat-smeared crumpled paper and
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6ed foul play since the Oompas had crossed the picket lane and there was bad blood. But nobody ever thought it was the tooth fairy that did it. Nobody ever suspects the Tooth Fairy.
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6Dear Santa, This Christmas I'd like a new bicycle, a warm coat, and a puppy. But I don't want you to bring them to me. Please give them to Jacob Nealy. Thank you Santa, Paul.
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4Health consequences aside, and speaking purely in terms of calorie/dollar efficiency, it's clear that the best food currently available is
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10reddit, refill wine glass. Grade half a paper, take 3 large gulps of merlot, check FoldingStory, then Facebook. Grade another 1/4 paper, check reddit, FS, FB, refill wine glass.
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4The giant dwarf fell down to the sky, his stillborn mother began to cry. His friend who shot him sheathed his sword, and went back to sweeping the flat-bottomed fjord.
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3of the populace and to track changes in infected and "healthy" individuals. The CDC's results were shocking and the Executive Director had sequestered everyone with knowledge
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5In the mood for a delicious snack? Me too! First let's slaughter a healthy animal. Then we'll butcher us up a coupla choice cuts of carcass. Let's rub a nice savory blend of herbs
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2the yogurt/glue company too. The bottles changed, but the sludge dispensers just slopped out the same pasty muck. Vanilla with extra chunks anyone? I'd also advise to avoid the
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3opic planning which caused me to run out of weed, thus sobering up and leading me to this questioning of myopic planning. There had to be a roach around here somewheres.
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2it became abundantly clear that Hot Lips was ill-suited to orangutan care. No, there was only 1 man who was hairy enough & strange enough to harbor the orangutan: Maxwell Klinger.
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2My uncle sat back in the chair and laughed. "...Reminds me of the time there was a mixup in the toy factory and one of the homemade movies made at the North Pole was sent out to
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4days was his game. Woody-J could scat, freestyle, battlerap, and scoobiddysplat for longer than any other member of the Caucasian Invasion. That was his calling card.
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4if you catch my drift. I'm talking about fitting the ole line piece right in the open slot. Just filling it up completely and yelling Tetris! TETRIS!!! Whew, is it hot in here?
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4Cocoa to lay down some beatbox while Caramello tested out some rap lyrics with his ghetto blaster on dub. Dude koalas wanted to be Caramello, chick koalas wanted to be with him.
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5On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a robot vacuum from the Sharper Image.
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4I couldn't remember. I knew I'd cleared my history, but what about my cache? They couldn't bust you for cookies could they?
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5hey, what's that sound. A bunch 'a Fighting Irish stood in the way of the Crimson Tide, just 'a Roll Tide'n down the road. The smooth operator turned to the fireman and whispered