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broke, unleashing his torrent of political fury! No force could stop this political machine. Spin was now a term of damnation. Fair and balanced: the rule of the land. His name: -
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Earth didn't exist anymore--at least, not the way it used to be. The gateway had let the TV universe invade Earth--Just getting the mail turned into a scene from
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gave him a wink and one of my cute smiles. Guys always fell for my cute smiles; I spent, like, a fortune on those teeth whitening strips. Headchief (what a funny name) then said, "
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of light appeared on the horizon; it lit up the whole town like day. The poor souls who looked into it seared their eyes forever. Luckily we were far enough away to avoid major
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bosom. But the pressure popped Aubrey's bulging pustules, spraying a sickly green goo all over Jim. Aubrey's countenance was one of extreme
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off. He placed his jacket on the coat hanger by the door, and let out an exasperated sigh. He slumped on the couch, turned on the TV, and flicked the channel to
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for no goddamn reason. I always felt bad when Michelle cried, but she never would tell us what was wrong. How were we supposed to help her if she just kept ruining our fun by
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the blood stain. His mind raced, and he forgot all about his popcorn. He was sure he had covered the room with plastic--like he had seen on Dexter. He had to clean it up before
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Yes, a single jar of jam that looked full, but when he reached in with a knife, to complete a nearby PB&J sandwich, it was empty--Hell indeed. He was so hungry, but didn't dare eat
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in blood, lather with sorrow, and shave with the shards of broken souls. Eternal damnation was the only thing he wanted, but first he had to prove himself by delivering the
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only blood bubbled out of his mouth. The giant child lost grip on Bob and he collided head first with a wall. Something warm and wet was creeping down his neck--then he remembered
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As she began another game of solo-SceneIt she realized that some words tasted bitter, while others sweet. She fell in love with the game--her only friend. As she was about to beat
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DeLorean--he had to go back in time to save himself from pouring ketchup down Elizabeth's shirt. He set the date for today, and the time for
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didn't exactly know what a surveyor did so he began making imaginary notes on a notepad in his hand. All the while peeping at them. "Good day!"--the man startled him, but he only
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joining me in colliding with the ground. As I realized what I had done I felt a blow to the head. I started to turn over, but received an agonizing kick to the groin. "You pervert!
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had left behind. As I looked down I noticed the grass looked like it was fresh sod. I peeled it up in curiosity to uncover what looked like a fresh grave. Could father really be a
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on the kitchen floor. It was a hot day out, and after a few miles Angie was running low on gas. She spied a station and pulled in--next to a police officer, playing it as cool as a
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the car from the house in around 3 seconds flat in the raw--but this was an emergency. In the rear-view mirror I could see the attacker's truck. What did he want? Did he admire my
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The Golden Girls. The trials and tribulations of four elderly women was too much for the victim; he snapped, and entered a deep fugue. The experiment seemed doomed until
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to charm our way out of a ticket. As the officer leaned in we recognized our rotten luck: it was a woman officer. How was I and Shelly going to dodge the ticket for