Finished Folds (61—80)
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4And that giant was NOT a vegetarian. Unless you considered people a vegetable, which the giant possibly could have. But still, he ate people...as a vegetable. What a stupid giant!
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1ripped out her intestines to tie her friend off with. It wasn't the best option, tie off with your own intestines to shoot something with a dirty needle, but it would do in a pinch
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4It wasn't a healthy hobby for a 4 year old boy, but it's the only thing that kept him on the couch, glued to the screen. So we watched that hippy get gored at least 50 times a day
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3know what it was all about? What if I didn't? What if I'm the only person that didn't? He knows, she knows, they all do.. They did, oh shit, no. I'm freaking out on this PCP, calm
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3to throw herself in his arms, for dramatic effect, knowing it would tug on his heart strings. Men will believe anything as long as you're pretty & cry, she was going to keep the
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2face was string at him again, bloody, disembodied and ugly as a Tudurkey. Quickly he tried to think of a way to get rid of it, without having to kiss it again, as it wanted him to
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5d how damn boring &full of himself he was. He collected stamps & tiny spoons and he thought people cared to the degree that he put it in his resume. I just needed a monster killed
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3tying him up and forcing him to listen to Purple over and over until he realizes that he missed his calling as a roadie to great bands. Thank you Scott Weiland, for saving him!
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3her finger in my face and told me to shut up. She told me that the only person she can stand to her singing is Scott Weiland, and now that he's gone the music has died in her soul
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9He always kept a natural rubber teething ring in his bag. He fancied himself a Macgyver type and kept strange items accordingly, always trying to turn them to some useful thing
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3rney on to Iceland, where she hoped to buy some land and start her own Icelandic Dirt & Pony Farm. It had always been her dream to farm ponies and dirt, especially Icelandic dirt
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2ground & dug up my weapon. I climbed a tree to wait. When I saw Shifty the Killer Clown nearing I took aim, threw and split him in two from his rainbow afro wig to his red nose.
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2All those movie goers would be lined up for days to see the new film and they would riot when they realized that there was no movie theater here. An old man threw a gatoraide bomb
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3and I often dress as a woman. So I went to the party dressed as an undead drag queen, my go to look. Everyone had a great time except the guy who came dressed as the sexual rabbit
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4act right. And that's just what he did, he gave the kids a good dose of act right so he wouldn't end up handless like Chuckie from Sons of Anarchy. They went out for pie later.
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2at her aging reflection in the mirror while reminicing about her glory days under bleachers at schools, one of them even her own, with those guys, none of them her own, and she
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15.) If you have to for to eat turtle heart monkey brain soup, don't spill it on your shoes. 5.) If you ever meet a man named Steve in California, you must kill him using only a
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2handwriting sample. It's barely legible. Chett is that you? Are you there? Am I seeing things again..I couldn't find him, must be all the concussions playing tricks on
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3I'm still going to kill you, I don't care if you play my favorite game, imaginary soul train ride, with me or not. There's too much bad blood between us, you killed my father,
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2You can't expect to take 475 packs of yogurt through the 9 items or less express lane. I knew that, but damn it I hated this store, and I'd do anything to cause trouble there even