Finished Folds (81—100)
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5on the floor next to the blood spilled in panic. How was I supposed to know it was my grandmother come to visit? She knew I took acid on Tuesday afternoons to unwind
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1You're feeding me my own leg and you expect me to remark upon it's flavor? It's cooked exquisitely, the flavor...perfect, is that what you hope to hear, you sick
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2it seemed more creepy than romantic. He had seen Carnival of Souls, and AHS, so he shouldn't have made such a bad decision, but here he was, working at the skeletal circus
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1But you're not clean, Sarah, you're dirty and greasy and you smell like three week old piss in a baby toilet. What's wrong with you, Martha asked? Nothing, I'm just telling her
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2lack of digesting and picking skills. How do you keep food in your stomach, without digesting it,for a fortnight? And why would you throw it up,pick through it & sell it at market?
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4I couldn't remember why I spoke to either of them. I'm funky, I thought, a funky gremlin child and I don't have to put up with this from a being less funky than myself. Rick James
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2to get away from the bewigged demon following him with those dead eyes on the billboard. Trump, you fool, you'll get us all killed if the idiots vote for you, then he crashed into
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1How I hated Mars. It was the worst place to visit, and I definitely wouldn't have wanted to live there. I never even bothered buying gifts for family when I was here on business
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2liquid g was an unusual sight too. Screw this, I'm making a milkshake, she decided. She came back out to check on the sheep and discovered all the boys in her yard and yelled "
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2I once went to Paris, but it was so boring I slept the whole time and now look what happened to me? I didn't even live my life, I just sat through it, bored and boring and now I
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2that the person who was eating it had a pork fetish and must fish it out with his fingers, even though it was so hot it blistered, and he just couldn't help himself.
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1Great, now Steve would have to clean that up too. He was gonna quit if people didn't quit leaving brains everywhere, this wasn't part of being a sanitation technician, not by a
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1The band had canceled for the party for their investors, so they had to find some entertainment fast. It was old hat, they'd all seen it, but it never failed to make them laugh &
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6his son had enough. He took him to a secluded mountain, tied him to a stake and burnt him, with an intricate fan system so the smoke wouldn't kill him first, let him off easy and
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1It wasn't his job to think, not anymore..well it never was. Now he would be turned into tin coffee cans. All because of that Dorotea from Kansas. Why had he listened to her?
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3Well no one caees what you like, Herbert, your name is Herbert and no one likes people with that name. So shut up and do your job, before we fire you, you only got hired because
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6while drinking his martini, salted with the tears of unhappy children, and wrote in a portal. It was that simple. It was hard to get the tears without getting arrested though
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1but the writers of House MD had taken my idea and changed his name from Dr. Pepper man to Dr. House. I was still mad about it, because Dr Pepper was my favorite not it just left a
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3No one really knew. I thought it was because they had stolen the identities of the real people who lived there. Casing the joint, looking for sprite and wheat thins, gold to a
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7she had had her coffee for the morning, but she didn't drink that either anymore. It talked too, they all talked. Even the pills and the liquor bottles that left her