Finished Folds (41—60)
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2"What about my bumjiggle, boss?" Pete asked. "It's just that it's so...well you know...what I mean to say is...just don't do it again Pete, I'd hate to have to let you go, you're
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1made him think of his 9th grade math teacher. What was his name? McKennel or something? God his daughter was ugly & pathetic to boot. Billy grabbed the money from the register
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4So Mr. Bear called the chef who always cooked mountain oysters in a rat chili glaze and had him come over to cook for his wife. She would be so surprised when she found out he had
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4He wasn't sure why he kept coming to the Lycan Ranch, these hookers had horrible names. Loyalty, Devotion, Joy, Love, Hope, Fear & Pain. There was something wrong with these girls
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2"Play scrabble or mind bogglers, you selfish cow! I gave birth to you, 200 hours I was in labor, and this is how you repay me! Encyclopedias, murder mystery books! I wish you had
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2hair and making a statue of him out of mashed taters, I could slowly add his hair to it, make it look real. Yes, Billy Joe would love me then, when I kidnapped him and he saw how
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2"I told you that you can't ride a cow, you bumbling, twitchy little idiot." Hero number 1 said. "Listen, it's not my fault, I used to ride cows all the time to
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4Stupid cow. It played right into my hand, did exactly what I wanted. Now it's time for a little revenge, I was afraid of heights and those who stuck me in the hay loft would
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3Since they found out his secret he started himself and flew away. He was going to have to get a new people suit and the last guy he bought from went outta business. Ed Gein, nice
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3It's not your business" Norman Bates said. "It's our business when you're still breastfeeding from her at 29, Norman, and those shoes? Are those womens? Are they your Mothers?"
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4The unsuspecting aliens child played grave games in the courtyard. Then he heard it, it was her, screaming like a radio. Should he stay tuned? Yeah, he would, what else could he do
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3breasts that he had grown due to his taking of an anti psychotic medication. He was embarrassed to say that his were nicer than his wifes, that's why he drank so much
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7fate was actually just set in Sharon Stone and that was why she never really aged. Maybe when people talked about the vague concept of fate it was her, just existing for all time
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5crushed by the giant paper making machines used to make paper for them to write reports on. In triplicate, and they could have been emailed, but the boss hated trees, they bit him
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2questioning the logistics of obtaining 475 dry lbs of weapons grade linoleum flooring by Thursday night. Mrs. Frogges thought it would be impossible to get it in such a short time
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4IF he comes back out today he's going to tell mean jokes about you until you cry and your mother wishes you were never born. Why would you piss off Robin Williams, you fool?"
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4wearing leotards. Bald mongrels should not be admitted to the ballet, especially if they regularly nosh on ground eyeballs at brunch. Savagery, ballet savagery." It was a tough
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5Should they both be wounded in the final round & live there would be a bonus round to break the tie. They would have to race St. Bernards through Alaska in December dressed as clow
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2my father was there. I recognized him from that half burnt photo I found in the trash when I was 6. "You left us & now my mother stuffs moth balls in her mouth. I hate you."
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4forehead & slashed to the left. He had always wanted side bangs." How do I look" the bus driver asked "Better than that kid? Do I look kissable?" he wanted to know. At last