Finished Folds (21—40)
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3she said as she sauntered into her broken down house. Jared was coming over later to fix the leak in the roof. She had 10 boyfriends, all fixing her house on their "dates" bwahaha
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2her ovaries so they could get a surrogate and have a half vampire human baby. Bella, what a stupid clutz. Bill rushed in "Sookieh" he yelled and they yelled "WRONG FRANCHISE"
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5pped his feet up on a centipede. "Why are you here, Lucian?" Hermann the Hate Bug wanted to know. "I came here to how you say take ze bandaid off ze wound" Lucian chuckled
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2k of a cat burgler, which was my summer job since I was 15. I stole a lot of cats in my life, burgled them I guess you could say. PETA paid a lot of money for them, not sure why
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4clicking noise in the engine. I got out to look under the hood only to realize submarines don't have hoods & I don't have an oxygen tank. I breathed in to think this through and
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2feminists & misogynists alike. Burn them all,the dragon-chicken thought & he breathed more fire on his human toast. He went in search of his jar of marmalade& his friend Paddington
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1ve to admit that I didn't know what to say really. Of course it hurt, I mated with a cactus, why would my wife ask if it hurt? I would get her back for putting that acid in my coff
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7Of course all my friends WERE dead, so dead silence made sense. After summoning them I laid out the supplies for the ritual, made a wand out of HP Lovecrafts bones and did a dance
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1tangy zest of the marinade that brought out the oakey flavor in the human flesh. Maybe I should quit watching so much Hannibal, Diane wondered if it was making her a bad person or
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4Until the monsoon hit and took out everyone in the bar, including the flirty waitress. Fiji, what a fickle bitch you are. Now I had to fight for a life raft against 78 Fijians in
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3know you only eat eyeballs whole, you won't eat them once they travel through the wood chipper." Moreen said to her daughter. "MOTHER! Those were MINE damn it, I killed him, so I
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3stomach, pull his shirt up and make his stomach talk like Stewie Griffin. "That's not a professional way for a doctor to behave" they all told him, but he was kind of a kook so he
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1of softly in my left big toe, but it still fell off. Great, now I can only count to 9. I scooped up my toe and shoved it in my fountain drink, hoping it would keep, I had a score
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9was never going to get through to Mike, he loved Disco too much, he was an old Disco queen, he didn't know anything else, and Dr. Destructo knew there was no use telling him it was
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0my tongue made its way into the large chocolaty cleft left in the gigantic M&M. I was prepared to die to get my chocolate fix, and we both knew it. He shook his head and got u
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5right onto his big red nose. "Jimbles, I hate you, why are you here?" I, Toodles Bototron, yelled in his face vehemently, spit staining his puffy red cheeks. What was he doing
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5fact that all of its members were half human half sheminese reptilian penguins, which were an endangered species. How can you kill a club of killer reptilian penguins I wondered?
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7the drunker I got. My boss was drunk too & started heckling the crappy comedian. This was it, I was gonna get my raise by helping defend my boss against the half wit funny man by
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1s inevitable. It was coming for her, and she was fine with that, she just wanted to make sure to take out Big Jim and Carlton with her, death wasn't gonna have an easy time gettin
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3one of the Dark Broads of New Joisy, but not just any, she was their leaders daughter. Gerty took Bernice by the hand and led her to the cliff. "We have to jump together, Nicey,