Finished Folds (81—100)
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1When the snow turns into spring, there is usually joy and elation all around. But on this day
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1not fair, especially since I ate chinese food before bed. At around 2:30 am, I darted up from my slumber, in mad dash for the crapper. In my haste, I forgot I had left out the
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4there was no stopping the sweet sound of music from her fingertips. Who was this guy anyway, and who does he think he is, standing in the way of such magnificence? If only
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0After the introductions, the bell rang. Boom Boom and Bam Bam ran towards each other, each trying to draw first blood. They were locked in a scrum at the center of the ring, when
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1they were given health insurance. They only wanted the recognition and equality given to all employees. Oh, and an apology for that Salem thing. On their blog, the headline read
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2Trying to live the same lavish lifestyle on the pennies she earned in the coffee shop was difficult, but not impossible. Besides, it was only temporary. Her director called, and
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1***SPLAT***
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2armpit, I knew we had crossed into a new culture altogether. I ate, shamelessly, although privately I was deeply concerned that I might contract some disease. My friend suggested
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4her Uncle Guido. If any one could figure out what to do, it would be the retired Mafia hitman. Guido lived in Toronto now, but he was always willing to help family. He offered
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1As he inspected the rope, he found traces of blood on one end. Memories began to swirl, clouds started to lift from his mind. His brother was in Okinawa, at the Marine base with
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5the bayou. I told the bartender I enjoyed this drink, and asked it's name. "Why, that is a Ragin' Cajun!", he exclaimed. "Between you and me, folks 'round here don't like your
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1make some green. But I needed to find a way to generate some cash. Sell T-Shirts? Sell hot dogs? Sell myself on the street corner? No, the best idea would be to sell those little
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7waiting bus. I paid my fare, found a seat in the back, and rode silently, destination unknown. As the sun set in the distance, I could only reflect on the day's fortunes.
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4with crickets and chocolate. They told stories of the "good ol' days", when you didn't worry about what disease your food was carrying. You could go outside, grab a handful of
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4As I proceed about my business, I begin to reflect... How did I get here? Who did I piss off in a former life to be sucking the toe jam from old people's feet? If only I had
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2on Earth. He knew that the only way to get out was to fight, but with what? He scanned the ground frantically looking for a weapon. Then he remembered that in his pocket he had
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2pork sausage to fill his cravings. Not the real spicy kind, but a good Bratwurst would never go untouched. His attraction to the meat was rooted in his childhood, for his Dad was
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1and get an Idol voice coach to help you out." The munchkin was grateful. "A voice coach would be great, but maybe you could also arrange a composer to write me a hit song about
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2always seemed to lose on the river. How many times can aces get cracked before a man gets suspicious? He began investigating the cardroom, and learned that the owner was a lousy
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3She was so beautiful, no one knew her name. She would show up at parties, and boys would become paralyzed by her swagger and confidence. Except for Simon, the socially awkward