Finished Folds (21—40)
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1He always knew that time spent practicing tying a cherry stem would not be wasted. Little did he know that it would bring him that kind of fortune. If only he could figure out
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1bent down slowly, and scooped a handful of soft soil into his tired hands. It fell like snow from his fingertips onto the girl's body. As it landed, her belt began to
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3that there is no way a yogurt could cause that kind of pain. He laid there on the pavement, writhing about like his abdomen was on fire. If he had checked the expiration date,
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1never going to allow porn to penetrate his devices. If you want porn, buy an Android! Still, he couldn't shake his debilitating fear of
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2was the best dressed guy on the sidelines, though hardly a fashion guru. Stone washed jeans and tie-dyed T-shirts hardly give an image of authority. Still, the team was only
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3opened a bottle of tequila and poured it down my throat. A small bottle, but the whole thing nonetheless. After giving it a few minutes to have an effect, I hiked up my skirt and
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3to anyone who would listen. After spending his life in a cage in front of the TV, his first tune was the theme to Three's Company. "Come and knock on our door..." His master
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4Mr. Prefect's idea went wrong. If the babelfish in the ear would allow you to understand any language, then maybe swallowing it would allow him to speak any language. Instead,
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2gauntlet, signaling to her nemesis that this aggressive behavior would not be tolerated here. There was no way that she could ever catch up, but by god, she would make sure that
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4could never be sure whether her body was a blessing or a curse. On one hand, Gumby had a 35 year run as a TV icon. But then again, her cardiologist was always telling her
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5like when Diego appears on Dora's show. The kids LOVE that, and ratings go through the roof! If only they could figure out how to get Steve from Blues Clues to
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4When the sunburst subsided, the oldest occupants of the room had melted into wrinkled masses of flesh. But the younger, Generation Y, crowd still retained their youthful
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2was the malformed nipple. Although it looked atrocious, at least he would be able to cover it with a shirt. His wife would understand. She would have to. The alternative was to
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3Our swashbuckling hero snapped into action. Burgers were tossed. French fry salt was strewn everywhere. And, as one would expect, the police were called. When they arrived,
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3saddened to eat. The grief was overwhelming. How could such a person be taken from this Earth? If there ever was a case for immortality, she was it. Her whole life, she
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3Unfortunately, I did not know that dance. "Can Can I Do Do another Dance Dance Revolution?" Simon was flummoxed. He knew that such requests should be submitted in writing. However,
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1from the Starbucks would never approve. Their PETA-card toting, tree hugging clientele would rather suffer the unknowable pain and agony to their toenails than deal with the
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2regarding the cheese. I smelled the gouda, it was no good-a, so I put it back in the fridge." At this, the man reeled back in a fit of rage. He had eaten that cheese, and he was
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4her words rang true though the night. "Sing us a song, you're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. We're all in the mood for a melody, and you've got us
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2on the move, she had a master plan. She would make it to the south gate, where her brother would be waiting. Free range? HAH! This chicken was crossing the road, dammit!