Finished Folds (41—60)
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1The Panty Raid is known as the Mecca for these people. In order to get there, one must wade their way across the River of Thongs, and battle the dreaded Knickerbocker. He left at
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8I realized that her head bobbles were trying to tell me something. My inner geek kicked in. I realized that her nods, when converted from binary, made the number 456. But 456 what?
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1tirelessly for the right to party. Their deities, the Beastie Boys, would have approved of the ferocity with which every attack on their drinking and banging rights were met.
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3Her father, the world renowned Guy Necologist, would never have approved of her puns. However, after he met an early demise at the hands of a stray fallopian tube, she was free to
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2Republican. He tried to stay connected to the real world, but in this new age of electronic social connections and stand up comedy, he was more removed than ever. Even his own son
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0During the whole taping of the scene, Bob the cameraman sat stuffing his face with jelly donuts. As battle on set progressed, Bob tried to keep focus on Jackie and Bruce. But, he
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0it became clear that the air she was breathing was laced with canine flatulence. No wonder she never had an appetite! Now that her dog, Fifi, had passed away, the pounds returned
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3Enron executive in the room. There was total chaos. Bullets flew. People ran. The Liberace impersonator played Ave Maria in the corner. When it was over, the man took his piece
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2drew a large, menacing bazooka from his back pocket. It was emblazoned with the "ACME Corp." logo along the side. She knew that running would be futile. Instead, she prayed to
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4Domino's $1,000,000 Employee Performance Challenge! John had no choice but to ignore his god, just this once, and continue. As he reached for the sauce ladle, the winds outside
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6email with a subject line "Nigeria has your money". As she read the text, it became clear that she was about to be rich! As she began sending the $500 initial deposit, in walked
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1the collective brain power of the Mensa society. With an average IQ of 140, the brainiacs would be able to help his master plan, to take over the Toyota company. All he needed was
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2days, he could travel around the entire world! As he prepared his crew for the journey, he was careful not to let on the true motivation behind the trip. His entire life would be
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2For me, the word gullible truly was written on every ceiling in every room I would walk into. When my ex-wife told me she loved me, I believed that too. That is, until she took
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4As he downed the last bottle of Jack, his stupor became so deep that the image of his first love came to him. As she beckoned him nearer, he joined her - by pulling the trigger.
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6I mean, have you ever seen Mickey and Goofy in the same scene together? Minnie was starting to figure this out, and she began to investigate. When she got hold of the buttons, she
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3you can't stop feeding the ducks by the bay. Their hunger an only be fulfilled by the crumbs of bagels you provide from your part time job. So, bag in hand, you get in your car
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3thing is, you know that you brought an explosive cheesecake for a reason. The boss was to supposed to get it, as revenge for all the low down, no good, comments regarding your
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5pillow? A green substance, the texture of blood. Could it be? I know blood is supposed to be red, but coming back from the dead can do things to a man. When I touched it,
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3I realized that my sentence was already the longest way to the short point, and messing it up any more proved challenging. So, I pulled out my thesaurus and tried to