Finished Folds (61—80)
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0through the time machine called a movie rental store. Past the shelves of DVDs and VHS tapes, we arrived an unassuming case marked "8 track soundtracks". Upon closer inspection,
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1canyon that was the meteor landing site. As she fell, she could feel her body turning green. It took on a luster that she had never experienced. She was becoming so bright, her
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4god, how? She had always tried to be a "people person" - her job demanded it. But there was something behind that crooked smile that rendered her untrustable. When her potatoes
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3No english teacher was going to keep them apart. While he was in prison, Jon had invited Sarah for Conjugation visits. Their love was predicated on keeping their
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5the TV began to crack and pop. "We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special message. We take you live to the president of the United States." The pres appeared, looking
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2took her to the circus. She met a man there that seemed to recognize her. They spoke Russian for what seemed like ages, when I finally asked, "Hey, what is going on?" She gave me
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2he always flew to Alaska for his "special visits". With only 6 hours a day of daylight, how is he supposed to meet a girl, talk her into sleeping with him, and getting her
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3asked for it to be presented in the szechuan style. She really liked spicy food, even though it always seemed to
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2Steve Jobs. Turns out, the article she produced did not cast the iPod in a good light. Mr. Jobs offered an ultimatum - change the article to be more positive, or
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2honey glazed pig balls. They are prepared in the most succulent way, bringing the natural pork flavor to the foreskin... er... forefront. When Bourdain was done, dessert included
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4"I do NOT look like Chef Paul Prudhomme, he looks like ME!" He drew a pistol from his pocket and pointed it directly at an innocent bystander. Loni screamed "STOP! Let me
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1she noticed that no one was there! Where was everone? As she approached the doors to the office, there was a lone security guard. He greeted her gruffly. "Mornin' Ma'am. It seems
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1A silence washed over the crowd. They had gathered to watch the lethal injection of the most hated criminal in American history. "Any last words words?" asked the executioner.
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5have brought the wrath of this whole operating room down upon you and your family!" Before he could conjure some sort of sarcastic retort to the antiquity of her words, the nurse
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1I should have known form the sign on the door to her room that read "Going Up and Going Down" that there was a hidden meaning. I paid the madame, and
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3rubber chicken he kept in the glove box, he managed to piss off the other passengers enough that they were motivated even more to get out. With all of them together, they managed
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2The secretary left the building, calmly driving away as the rescue teams approached. Her new-found ability seemed to have potential. She could Freeze bullets, roulette wheels, and
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3she got the idea to sell them as pets! Yes, by the time she was done working her magic, every man, woman, and child would want an elephant all their own! But first, she had to
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0muttered in is ear, "I need to feed this hunger". In his stupor, Keith slammed into the coffee table, bounced off the couch, and landed face down on the floor. She leaned in close
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2"Is this going to end with a happy ending?" He produced a thick wad of cash, and offered it as a way of influencing the answer to the question. She had no response, she only