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I could block him cuz he spammed me. But

  • I could block him cuz he spammed me. But I had a second thought about how I could handle him.

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  • So I published his deed in a fold, little knowing that the unfolding story would foresee his blighted future life. The The spam he sent me was not your run-of-the-mill spam.

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  • It was Spam Baby and it was heading back in salty revenge. It'd grown since it's been in the voidcradle. It was gargantuan, climbing up the folds like a pink king kong in a daiper

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  • and man did that diaper stink. Spam Baby was a wiley but twisted child, a psychopath because he stayed too long in the voidcradle. His plan for revenge involved a can of sardines

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  • and a phishing scam. Spam Baby would advertise the sardines and request interested parties to email their expression of interest. By harvesting email addresses Spam Baby's Phishing

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  • operation grew into a whale of a problem for the authorities. The sardines that Spam Baby advertised were of course of the highest quality, but the tins were small and most people

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  • were confused. What was their porpoise anyway? Most people just wanted that reward at the end of the rainbow trout. Spam Baby was a little hard of herring though, and

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  • kept re-hashing the whale subject. "You're floundering," I told Spam Baby flatly. "Stop clownfishing around and snap it up, you worm!" He fidgeted but then took it hook line and

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  • leaded weight. Flatfishing it out of there with the line hanging out of his mouth I could hear him humming row row row your boat until suddenly it

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  • spawned on me, he wanted a singalong. So I started, a little late and a lot off key, but the feeling was there. By the end, I woke up thinking, life "is" but a dream.

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3 Comments

  1. Chaz Feb 03 2016 @ 20:22

    Four years in the making.

  2. SlimWhitman Feb 05 2016 @ 06:10

    ... and well worth the lead weight.

  3. foldmeonce Feb 08 2016 @ 15:51

    *Groan*

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