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The sausage "exporter" in my younger days I was in the wine industry soaking corks. I was a good cork soaker. Changed to sausage stuffing on a whim. I really like when I'm bent -
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6 oz. Might have been a little too much for one bowl of soup, but they'll pee yellow for days so tracking through the snow will be easy
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I need to see you handle this package. I'm too sore from the size of the other ones and I need to rest my aching...
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next a DEER that was not too dear. Remember, Dear and Dead are next to Godliness. Or is that how cleaning should be sold? Remember the Alamo, rental office she blathered . Sup?
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but she couldn't drop the pepper shaker. It had dried to her hands. Now what about the hotdogs she said franky? I have a yearning for pancake batter and starch. Before I slip
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Was I prefered blonds and it was on. She flooked back and smiled. She reached for the handle and flushed. Beauty is as beauty does. Brushed her hands on her thighs and waked past t
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I'm making Soup. They can eat bar soap if they like. It's not as if I can crap these things out all day. Let them eat cake is a thing of the past.
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Free loaner bikes and Bad Haircuts. When I am an elder, I get to take certain liberties with young, nubile
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the bathroom driping the last drops into the sink. "what?" she asked... " I like to watch myself in the mirror. I'm sure you do too. Lets have some beers and meet back here at 12
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Panties in the drawer. when he sniffs these, he will have anew experience. He can put the sex toys back and concentrate on these jewels
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bacon.
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a tight vagina so if the beans turn into steak it's a sure thing and then there is the wake up sex. mmmm I like it exept for morning gas. It's hard to clench and cum
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the enema bag fell out of her purse. "Oh Snap" she mutered. "that was for the party at Aunt Minney's loft tonight" "well, I'll have to get a date for the dog because my ass is sore
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is best bet at getting laid so, under the cupboard he went to spy on what he knew would be exciting. Look up but don't get caught. He felt a strange feeling feeling in his pants
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g that lives across the street. Tubes tied? Fuck that, we only do Anal
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Take her Autistic aunt and drop her off at the cleaners and finally rid herself of the Goldfish and stop this insane 1 pet policy. Off with their heads she cried flushing away.
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That's the story we tell her dad. We have a box full of her panties because like clockwork, he shows up minutes after the last soccer player scores. almost got caught last week
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exposing a well shorn ball sack and a Penis coated with Glitter. "That's Nothin compared to what I hav here" Cedric pointed to his crotch Grabbing and scaring the lady in the front
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will crap my pants again. This will be the 3rd night in a row. Honestly as long as I'm alone it's just more convenient than hop scotching to the Porta Potty
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Fruit. Shelly grabbed the bowl and handed it to Lance who in his state ate 4 of them before handing back the balance. "Did you know these were plastic?" Ass is gonna hurt tomorrow