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"You saw me, yet you did not moisten me to give me some kind of release," she told me in a dream. "Maybe you are stuck in a wall yourself and like it?" Not sure what she meant. -
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and the sight of his flatter yet toned torso stirred primal desires within me that I had tried to repress. I hope he did not notice the struggle within as I processed the payment.
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José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar y Palacios swerved with "comet in a fallen galaxy" which left many in the gathering nonplussed. Nevertheless,
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couldn't afford to buy our poor faithful loving dog more time. We couldn't even afford to have Scruffy put down humanely in the nearest town. But our vibe-coding cousin Jared said:
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with its specially chooned light-bulb. Not quite sure, but maybe those little "coffee cakes" that I made in the Easy Bake Oven 2 back when I was in the single digits might have
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myself, you incompetent child?" Timmy said, "Good heavens, Mother! You of all people should know that at age 8 my jaws could not be as large as yours. As for the corpse, how did it
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that she was still using her old-life phone instead of her burner phone, which pretty much undermined all her meticulous attempts to evade her pursuers. "Whatever," Sam said as she
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"Hey bro, could you give me some tips on how to stick around? I heard from the Tibetans that our constructs eventually dissolve after 45 days or so." What a jackass, I thought. Th
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"Meet me at Burger Town and I'll show you what Ascension is all about." But it wasn't the scent of Magick that The Cowboy gave off, only the scent of ranch dressing, which
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"Have you considered a Spritz of Dissolution?" asked my presumably former roommate, whom I thought I had kicked out of our apartment for being a Prince of Non-Payment of the Rent.
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"A polite person would say, 'please eat' or maybe something more elaborate and softer, instead of making such a demand," he said. "But couldn't I ask the same of you?" He felt
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whispered in her ear, the more she sprayed Gabriel with everything she had at hand that came in a spray bottle. It was clear that Gabriel only believed in one-way communication, so
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"You know damn well I did, you pudgy, grizzly, incompetent doofus whose insufferable presence I have endured for many years," said the bosun. "But let's all go home, Captain."
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there were emergency medical personnel all around our favorite table, where Blasted Heath lay twitching and frothing. "He's fallen hard for Tseng Jing-Hua," said Ms. Williams
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she cued up some ebooks re: "doing without thinking" balanced with others re: "thinking without doing" and after a brief survey concluded they were all written by glib ninnies who
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going back to sleep (and did). Luckily, Abercrombie Cthulhu agreed to the deal, knowing full well that a moment later he would destroy all of humanity with his abs.
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errands for their Clown Mothers, whom no one ever saw but everyone feared. "There are layers and layers to creepy-clown society," my late friend Joseph informed me in 3rd grade.
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"Get out of my dreams" said James, "or I will send you on assignments that will involve impossible deadlines and rides on very scary elevators!" The intruder tried to explain
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Mother Hubbard was an inconsiderate old buzzard. Had she no concern for Mother Goose and whatever geese might have had their down forcefully sourced for the bed shop above?!!!
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The caged bird got back on its feet and looked at me with a serious and slightly mournful gaze. "Let me out and I'll teach you how to sort and fold socks. Not that you look like a