Finished Folds (1921—1940)
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4fantasies of beheading drug-dealers and infidels and laying their innocent bodies tenderly at her bedside, as a token of his good graces. But what if the beautiful, limbless lady
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4of ancient Lascaux and taught it to dozens of lovers in the region through linguo-cranial transmission, until Sarah met the croupier Gaston in Monte Carlo, who was a nascent shaman
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5omaniacs griped about having to make fire without combustibles, and explosions were completely out of the question. Pharaoh consulted his advisers
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7When I lifted my beer the third time, I noticed that the foam had formed two lines of Sanskrit on the inside of the glass. I was no scholar myself, but my implant contacted
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5burbling, followed by a little bit of a primal scream, then belted out a spine-tingling cover of "Betty Davis Eyes". The parents and the staff were astounded and didn't know
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4until their rage synchronized into an EM pulse that killed their engines and electronics. Except for their radios. The DJ Lady said "What's up, boppers?" and played "Green Acres".
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7Janice Rand's ascension through the ranks was somewhat hindered by her prophetic abilities. But Captain Rand's sense of braided space was now renowned, and her use of tablets
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3Steven Seagal being hired for the 3D remake of Shogun, in the role of a Portuguese priest and part-time trainwrecker. Baseball, golf, tea, beer, these are the important
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2taken a sidestep, been to far Arcturus, had offered to carry the baby instead of his frail wife, and had suggested "Island" as Peter's middle name. But Peter's Dad wanted nothing
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3you are a Nose that through long, earnest effort and a dash of circumstance, has been promoted to General, and who might someday marshall the lesser noses of Holy Russia to
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5realized I could never compete with the Swedish Tanning Team, but maybe we could have fun playing Canasta under patio lights, and I could invite some fireflies from the woods.
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4ankle, toe and nose hairs in a lust-frenzy until those oft-neglected filaments find their primal satisfaction. Alec Baldwin, mystic master of body hair, once asked the Dalai Lama
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7The Mandible of the Apocalypse was forlorn. It lacked a soul-mate with which to conduct appropriate mandibular activities. The Mandible gnashed silently. The gears of the metacosm
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4eparate all the peas from all the carrots in all the frozen peas&carrots packages in the world, for all time. No matter how fast they are produced, I'll be there. The King of Pop
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2is yeasty, but my Jacaranda is misty." A thousand years later, in various strip mall temples scattered among the local stars, young students would puzzle over the meaning of this.
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3the bones of the suburbanites were the playthings of the descendants. One by Four by Nine meant nothing to them, but something to the cats, and the Monolith would teach them well.
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4because the cannon ball hit true, but her fiery heart was so much truer, and her love consumed the world, and after the seventh wave and a moment of silence, came the after-party.
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7Jim died well on his birthday: Time to settle his affairs, an appreciative lion, some habañero sauce -- but Spock wondered about sensation and mentation. A little Stevie Wonder
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3at the wall, but his best bro Spike caught it while running a circle around the wall, and had a swig. It was so Mountain Dew, and Spike and John avoided each other's gaze as Linda
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4dare to invoke The Economy in the face of primal needs and fears. The vampires despised them for their weak minds and bitter blood. But the villagers lacked insurance plans, But