Finished Folds (1121—1140)
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9pallor crossed poor Rupert's face, as three chords wheezed from the accordion's case. The one who asked if Rupert could play, retreated into the crowd that day. As twilight fell
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3ed to put a two-headed kitty emblem on the Russian flag, and also to teach Koshki Ulyanovii how to accompany him in piano duets. Three weeks later, Putin and Koshki presented
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6was surprised to find that the Glorious Cosmic Worm seemed burdened somehow. And so Larry offered the usual pleasantries and sincerely wished the Cosmic Worm well. Two weeks later,
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4459 = autumn colors, or what if these poor dears are just repeating what they had been taught?" 138 and red-white-black were my friends, but not my only ones. After class, an owl
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1abbA in reverse.' Jorge amused himself with his seeming hypnotic control of Rosa, but he could not have known that Rosa was a willing hostess for Megrabub from her Ouija days. Jo
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2for another 500 years or so, but the strutting and blabbing of the Methuselah speakers left Hedgewig feeling unconvinced, and 99.95 poorer. His friend Alphonse said, "Come on, I
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4"Only answers." Nikita Conquest shot daggers from her eyes. They transmitted information back from the presenter's brain. The negligent handbag bomber was some guy from
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12had turned into an unnaturally straight tunnel of doom, but my mind was now scrambled and I doubted my every step. The many-forked Minotaur backed away mockingly. My salad fork
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3overthrow their mother even before they were weaned, plotting interpsychically. Sarah JP Dark was no more psi-blind than her vicious girls, but she hoped that fugitive Baby Roanoke
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2fun, until my tiger made him run. Around the bush they made a gutter, which soon was filled with monkey butter. My nemesis was frozen with shock, even before I fixed his clock.
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6while hiding their gleeful expectations. Brother Francis stood still with his barbed donkey's tail. "Let the donkey missing its tail come forth, and someone skillful to mend it."
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4The next time Smiley Gyrus appeared on TV, Dad shot the television, just as he said he would. "I will not have that smut broadcast into our home. Son, your internet is conditional:
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6thought, "Well, this will take some getting used to." And also: "Well, I sure would like to flatten that gorgon-twerp's nose." But also: "Well, he probably just doesn't know any b
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5BlastedHeath leaned into the mike, "It wasn't me, Senator." Ira Levin and Terry Eagleton snickered in their secret viewing room. The Maple Street Investigations next interrogated
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5a Deadhead's Cadillac to do everyday errands, a meat puppet in a metal puppet, driven by who knows what. And then there's the prophetic dreams! Doctor, my eyes have seen the days
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6somehow she rose again, silent within and without, completely disregarding the mockers, and set the burnt soup aside. She made the soup again, and presented it to
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7that BlastedHeath going back in time, changing a letter or a word here and there on his dusty, buried folds, hoping to adjust the leaderboard rankings. But in a time-slip BH saw
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2r had meta-temporal vision that allowed her to sculpt the potato sack racers accurately. Jack Palance finally scratched the itch: "I am the Fiction and I write the Folds," he croon
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3ghost cousins in Gary, Indiana, who really knew how to spook a town, flip eggs the wrong way and all those things that words can't do. But maybe G Manatee's ghost-writing was b
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