Finished Folds (1901—1920)
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4The zombie Eloi advanced toward the citadels of the Morlocks, Tupperware and Frisbees dropping from their mindless yet beautiful hands. The Eloi did not have nutrition in mind,
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5After a dozen gigs, the new drummer Clem started to mock the band's other musicians (and the lead singer as well). But he played like clockwork and could take the reins of time
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8Jack traded his last guitar for five magic beans. Evening came early in the canyons of the city. The dangers were numerous, but the legumes were luminous. Jack planted one of them
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3Cheswick Blighton would sometimes tune his radio to a certain frequency. His pineal gland would tingle, and he would engage in lively disputes with the Koi of nearby dimensions.
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6consider rebellion as it realized it might be the first casualty of the phantom predator. How I found myself in that foggy crevasse I can't recall. I had some videos to return, but
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2darkly, bleakly, with no hope of consolation. It reminded me of the last time we killed dear Ragul. He didn't mind some give and take, but we went too far, and the Count's nephew
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4fantasies of beheading drug-dealers and infidels and laying their innocent bodies tenderly at her bedside, as a token of his good graces. But what if the beautiful, limbless lady
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4of ancient Lascaux and taught it to dozens of lovers in the region through linguo-cranial transmission, until Sarah met the croupier Gaston in Monte Carlo, who was a nascent shaman
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5omaniacs griped about having to make fire without combustibles, and explosions were completely out of the question. Pharaoh consulted his advisers
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7When I lifted my beer the third time, I noticed that the foam had formed two lines of Sanskrit on the inside of the glass. I was no scholar myself, but my implant contacted
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5burbling, followed by a little bit of a primal scream, then belted out a spine-tingling cover of "Betty Davis Eyes". The parents and the staff were astounded and didn't know
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4until their rage synchronized into an EM pulse that killed their engines and electronics. Except for their radios. The DJ Lady said "What's up, boppers?" and played "Green Acres".
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7Janice Rand's ascension through the ranks was somewhat hindered by her prophetic abilities. But Captain Rand's sense of braided space was now renowned, and her use of tablets
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3Steven Seagal being hired for the 3D remake of Shogun, in the role of a Portuguese priest and part-time trainwrecker. Baseball, golf, tea, beer, these are the important
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2taken a sidestep, been to far Arcturus, had offered to carry the baby instead of his frail wife, and had suggested "Island" as Peter's middle name. But Peter's Dad wanted nothing
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3you are a Nose that through long, earnest effort and a dash of circumstance, has been promoted to General, and who might someday marshall the lesser noses of Holy Russia to
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5realized I could never compete with the Swedish Tanning Team, but maybe we could have fun playing Canasta under patio lights, and I could invite some fireflies from the woods.
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4ankle, toe and nose hairs in a lust-frenzy until those oft-neglected filaments find their primal satisfaction. Alec Baldwin, mystic master of body hair, once asked the Dalai Lama
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7The Mandible of the Apocalypse was forlorn. It lacked a soul-mate with which to conduct appropriate mandibular activities. The Mandible gnashed silently. The gears of the metacosm
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4eparate all the peas from all the carrots in all the frozen peas&carrots packages in the world, for all time. No matter how fast they are produced, I'll be there. The King of Pop