Finished Folds (1—13)
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5"Spare him his life, from this monstrosity!" the wizard cried, waving his staff with all the passion of a madman, and all the compassion of a well-trained dog. "Save him, or else
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1After many years in the outback, a lone dingo made his way to
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5One day, a gruff Italian man strode out of his house to find a pile of dog shit in his front yard. Now, with the full knowledge that he hadn't a dog, he made the quick decision to
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6I jumped in line at the jumping time with my bag of twine and my nursery rhyme and I thought
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1ffering them a way out of their misery. In order to make a habit something like that one must be truly broken, and so she felt her work was good. She felt
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4The wind brushed her face with the touch of a lover left behind. She listened to it as
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2Once upon a time, there was a frog and a bog and a log. Sometimes the frog left the log in the bog for some grog. One day,
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4I feel lonely, but at the same time not. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it makes me
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2Deep in sorrow, they decided to drown it in food. Procuring some cheese, they ate it in silence as the travesty played out before them.
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10I watched as the bus drove away, not quite understanding why I didn't feel any pain. The wind blew a balloon from a child's hand as it passed, and a dog ran into the street
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3contained an evil magic. As she walked,
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5"I have only one request of you, my son," he said, his eyes bearing down on the child like anvils, "avenge me, should I die in battle." "Dad, you're only picking up milk."
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3As people escaped from their offices, they found themselves wanting to turn around and go back in to their warm cubicles and spinning chairs. One man in particular did just that.