Finished Folds (181—200)
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4Her apprentice tugged on her cape. "I brought some comfortable slippers." The witch winced, "The souls of the forest, not the soles of my feet." "Oh, my mistake, oolong?"
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7g yawned "Welcome to Fairydale's youronestopdreamshop. Going up!" The hobbit wretched the lever." The two elfs spoke, "We seek the one-" "4th floor, jewelry, cosmetics"
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3Remember, remember, remember... (write it down, where's a pencil?) FIRST: Underwear. (and then) SECONDLY: Pants.
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6She back peddled on the linoleum floor. Where was the tuna? Then she noticed the cat-carrier, a trap! A large hand grabbed the scruff of her neck.
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6"Goody goody gumdrops, ain't you a foxy lady." She knew he was player, always on the run, but she loved this Gingerbread guy. She could just eat him up... literally.
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5urge to go walkies. I would jump on her head and lick her face until she got up at 2 am. I rewarded her response with a vigorous tail wagging. "Whose a good owner? You are!"
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5Timmy went home dumbfounded. Could it be true? Was his goldfish lying to him? always watching... scheming... He would make a terrible governor. Ms. Pat said so.
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5She abruptly pulled her chair from the table, spilling the wine. "Your face! your face!" "What? What?" Her date looked down at his paws. "Damn, full moon,"
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3They were baked into a steak pie by accident. As a non-corporeal post-organ donor, I was upset. My kidneys were pretty good when I had them. Someone will pay.
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6"...While the shaving cream pie was up to standards, the silly string strata felt half-baked." The food critic continued, "Bozo's ha-ha-haute cuisine has big shoes to fill."
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12Devious, Demonic, Deadly. E is for Evil. Envious, Egotistical, Evil. F is for
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3Deep thoughts... why do I say "you too!" when people wish me Happy Birthday? Why do I have to buy 5 packs of hot dogs for my 4 packs of buns? What I didn't rinse and repeat?
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5snakes as you can find." It was at that point, clutching the monkey wrench, staring into the jungle, that our cult leader, George, was not all there. "Smite them!" he said pushing
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5rapped, "Shave and a Haircut...." I peeked through peep hole. I saw her iris staring right back. "Why now?" I thought as I fiddled with the deadbolt. The door burst inward.
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4Which is why, with your funding, I want to bring it up to date for kids now. I propose a CGI reboot called "Davy Goliath Go!" Cartoon Network already signed on.
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7she knew where Fred's wife worked. Taking the bus downtown, Koko skittered up the stairs, barking. "What is it girl? My husband's with some floozie? Let's go!"
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5. 'Butt Width' had fallen on hard times. Once, he was the funk master. Now, he was busing tables at Denny's. I had to get the band together for one last song.
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6Classic music? pfft. Please. I can do better with two rocks and a piece string. Which is why I hope you like my 'Primal Klonk Twang Symphony Number 3.'
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6Teachers took photos of the stall doors, transcribed the words, and sent the result to The New Yorker. The anonymous 10 year-old was up for a nobel in literature.
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6. The dance was in full swing. Yen and Xui Shi donned their Domino masks and blended with the other guests. Would she be there? Was she the one in the jade dress?