Finished Folds (161—180)
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4David went back to his car. His Westie scrapped his paws at door from the inside and locked it. "Open the door Francis!" Francis jumped back and set off the parking break.
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6drifting... I shook my head. Wake up! My hand was still locked on the joy stick. Only 120,000 points to go and I would be the world champion of "Frogger!" (I had to pee so bad.)
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7I squeezed the empty milk carton in frustration. All I needed to do was say "hi." What could be more simple? Determined, I pushed my tray aside and jumped up, spilling gravy all
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3Then she remembered if she said the magic word backwards, she could reverse the spell and wouldn't need the ring! "Maisiam!" she hissed her lizard lips. (That didn't work.)
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3the grass was aquamarine and the sun was purple. I slammed the front door and turned to see my three year-old daughter in her footy pajamas. "Did my wish come true?" she smiled.
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4Her apprentice tugged on her cape. "I brought some comfortable slippers." The witch winced, "The souls of the forest, not the soles of my feet." "Oh, my mistake, oolong?"
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7g yawned "Welcome to Fairydale's youronestopdreamshop. Going up!" The hobbit wretched the lever." The two elfs spoke, "We seek the one-" "4th floor, jewelry, cosmetics"
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3Remember, remember, remember... (write it down, where's a pencil?) FIRST: Underwear. (and then) SECONDLY: Pants.
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6She back peddled on the linoleum floor. Where was the tuna? Then she noticed the cat-carrier, a trap! A large hand grabbed the scruff of her neck.
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6"Goody goody gumdrops, ain't you a foxy lady." She knew he was player, always on the run, but she loved this Gingerbread guy. She could just eat him up... literally.
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5urge to go walkies. I would jump on her head and lick her face until she got up at 2 am. I rewarded her response with a vigorous tail wagging. "Whose a good owner? You are!"
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5Timmy went home dumbfounded. Could it be true? Was his goldfish lying to him? always watching... scheming... He would make a terrible governor. Ms. Pat said so.
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5She abruptly pulled her chair from the table, spilling the wine. "Your face! your face!" "What? What?" Her date looked down at his paws. "Damn, full moon,"
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3They were baked into a steak pie by accident. As a non-corporeal post-organ donor, I was upset. My kidneys were pretty good when I had them. Someone will pay.
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6"...While the shaving cream pie was up to standards, the silly string strata felt half-baked." The food critic continued, "Bozo's ha-ha-haute cuisine has big shoes to fill."
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12Devious, Demonic, Deadly. E is for Evil. Envious, Egotistical, Evil. F is for
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3Deep thoughts... why do I say "you too!" when people wish me Happy Birthday? Why do I have to buy 5 packs of hot dogs for my 4 packs of buns? What I didn't rinse and repeat?
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5snakes as you can find." It was at that point, clutching the monkey wrench, staring into the jungle, that our cult leader, George, was not all there. "Smite them!" he said pushing
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5rapped, "Shave and a Haircut...." I peeked through peep hole. I saw her iris staring right back. "Why now?" I thought as I fiddled with the deadbolt. The door burst inward.
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4Which is why, with your funding, I want to bring it up to date for kids now. I propose a CGI reboot called "Davy Goliath Go!" Cartoon Network already signed on.