Finished Folds (2321—2340)
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4. He was part of the radical wing of the coexist movement. If people couldn't get along, violent action had to be taken. "Love each other Dammit!" he said to his cowering neighbors
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3in a moment of self-reflection. I thanked my disheveled brethen and determined to take my steam-tunnel explorations elsewhere. What mysteries lie underneath? The albino gators
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5opened its third eye, made an undulating gargle with its manibles and slammed face first onto the bar. "Make this Martian another one of those, and the same for me."
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4dimensional trip was cheap. My wife and I spent our honeymoon going to the Las Vegas strip to see Bob Dylan, Sony Bono and the rest of the rat pack. Now, they charge you for
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2Flying furballs desended in en masse as a horde of piranha lemmings. They were bio-experiments of the shadow government, well worth the animal research. Cute - 1 Zombies - 0.
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5chilled wind. Meanwhile, presently, in another part of the town, and across the sea, she walked in. She had a face that could launch a boat or stop on a dime. Her eyes told me
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2Omelets is how much smoked ham you put in them. I copied the whole recipe from my older brother and was the next contender on Iron Breakfast. Nobody knew my secret, except my bro.
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5hopped to the kitchen table and snatched the snickerdoodles. Stuffing them into his red cap, he jumped out the window. "But Mom!" Tommy whined, "It was the Cookie Gremlin!" "Really
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5I took the hose and sprayed down the speaker. A spark arced to the stereo and sputtered to silence. My roomate: "Wha?" Me: "47 TIMES, Pretty Fly (for a White Guy), 47!"
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2"No, whats-a needs-a busting?" "Youra face needs a busting." "My face? Whatsa come-and-ago?" ... and so on. Our Chico Marx Brothers routine was the hit of the subway station.
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3nospacesnight.Everythingwasputintoabigbowlatthecenterofthetabletobeeatenwithbigwoodenspoons. Olive Garden enjoyed lexicologic themes. Friday night was every vowel missing
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3a three-legged hippo giraffe made from Duplo with a Princess Leia / Pirate mash-up. I knew in my Denmark made plastic I was destined for true love. If only I could escape this box.
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3I heard the soft sound of wind chimes as floated out of my body. Passing beyond the confines of earth, astrally touching the clouds, I got sucked into a turbo of an Boeing 787.
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5pugilist with my popup pastry. He went from welterweight waste to waisting width. My miraculous manipulations made him manly for more mayhem meriting many more matches.
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4the scumptious blackened piece of gristle? Well, I am marketing it as a new snack food, "Teriyaki Chicken Crunchy Charcoal Bits." Care for a sample?
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3Marvin the Martian, and 10 other cartoons. Jerry gave his best innocent mouse face complete with halo. Judge Y. Sam was having none of it. "You'll hang you recken-frakin varmint!"
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5corpse at the dinner table. He looks so peaceful." Mrs. Bumpkins put a dinner napkin over Sir Lardham's face. Mr. Napier bit on his pipe and wrote in his notebook, MURDER!
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6back loosening the joints bring a full breath in with positive vibes, hold, and... LADIES! CAN YOU PAY ATTENTION FOR JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE AND STOP STARRING AT MY PECS! breathe out.
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3his head band covered his eyes so he was firing blindly. The napalm barrage of the jungle made my ears ring. When the smoke settled I yelled,"Rambo, you going the wrong way!"
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5to say his feelings. Finding her address, he sent a Cupidgram to knock on her door. "Hummmm... I want to tell you trueeee... I am sorry for stalking youuuu..." He watched from