Finished Folds (2301—2320)
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3He inherited the cryogenic deep freeze business from his dad in the late teens. It was a pretty easy until the great drought of 2017. With rolling brown outs, the dead were
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5He hastly tried to put out the flaming feta omlette with the amber 500-count egytian cotton pillow case but it only fanned the flames to the Mongolian yurt rug. She tried the door
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5The diner was filled with the detritus of pass generations. In the corner, was a table-top Frogger game with cigarette burns. On the wall, a faded Max Headroom ad for New Coke.
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3lights. With the base turned down low, they discovered they had been dancing to the Maple Leaf Rag at 180bpm. There was a resurgance in illegal underground square dancing raves.
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5Didn't they understand the restaurant was devoted to owls ornithologists? Which is why I set up a competing restraunt called "Peckers." Sure the waiters wore hot pants, but it was
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2to desire. I would have to hide the Twinkies behind the wheat grass. For smoking, I was forced to meditate on a white wall for 6 hours. But I still love my Zen Master husband.
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2glared momentarily at the ad executive outside his cell. Then he replied with a creepy smile, "Yes, I can invigorate your ad campaign for Fava Beans. Oh, yes. Feh-feh-feh."
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5will have long personal conversations right in front of me on the bus. They can see I am there, but I am as intrusive as a potted fern. Once my parents left me at a petting zoo.
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5first use wire-fu ventriloquist dummies. Master Wu and Chester. Think of the marketing potential. Kids would learn how to throw their voices as well as ninja stars. The film will
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2All my TV friends are gone, Oprah, Andy Rooney, that Sham-Wow guy. I had entered a vast wasteland with nothing on. Until I discovered this little cable channel hidden away.
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0his muffler empire. Midas took the stand before Congress. "No auto-parts, no economy." Pep shop boys gave a standing ovation. "We must transend with transmission."
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3a large industrial exhaust fan. Now when he lit up, Paddy would feel hurricane force winds, but no smoke. You would think she would appreciate such a gift. She gave him in turn,
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2"We used do be a team! No 'I' in that either!" He tried to say there was a 'me' in it in sort of a round about way. She swung his iPod and hit him in the iBall. "iieee!" he wailed.
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1He picked up the bullet, casing, and eyes and placed them in a paper bag. He put the gun in a rubber plant. He dusted off his opera cloak and top hat and walked out into the mist.
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5offering her a drink of berry wine. "So Hoodie, How's your Grandmother these days?" She picked him up by his beard and looked into his tiny blue face. "If you want a date, family
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7Being a plastic army man has some hangups. I am a mine-sweeper, which means I am the first to get attached to fire-crackers, chewed by dogs, and lost in the dryer. At least I have
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1The circles covered the entire football field in multi-colored rows. 500 people gathered together. The mighty spinner twisted. A thunder over the speakers, "LEFT FOOT ON RED!"
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3Life is like a box of chocolates. You will be radomly picked up by forces beyond your control at any moment and eaten. This is how I lived my life every day. I hate Mr. Gump.
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3for two. They misconstrued our reservation and placed mom and me as freight. At least it gave us time to brush up on Finnish and we could knock on the wall to get food. Our ship
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6radio playing Mariachi music. That would explain my uncontrolable desire for salsa at 3 am. I threw the tiny device in my stout. Who was behind it? The ADA? Taco Bell?