Finished Folds (2361—2380)
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4stubbed my toe on the ottoman. Criminy. Does that beat it all to heck. and to make matters worse, I forgot to shake the buttermilk before I drank it and Father Obadia is here.
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6or was it plagiarism? It was like a disease how he would ruffle through the dictionary searching for diction. He was using tact for tactics and warming to war.
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5"Your Great Uncle died and left you his record collection, library of books, and film archive." The lawyer then flung a flash drive across the desk. "If you would just sign here."
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5Britney Spear's Fantasy. She flipped her chromium Hello Kitty Zippo and lit the contents on fire. She tossed the fireball and the aftermath of her girly gernade was seen for miles.
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2I tuned up the fiddle and brought the gang "Round your partner cross the nose. Punch in his teeth and step on the toes. Do-si-do." The other gang brought out there morris sticks.
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3he found out he had only one other trick, be a prop comedian like Carrot Top. Joel Hodgson was forced to do puppet shows on Sunset Blvd. for tips. Then Mike showed up in his Limo.
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2"Retirement Homes: Your Happy Place!" If she could only take the hint. I know she would have to shut down her bookie joint but I need the room for my herbal hydroponics.
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6Dear Abby, He had taken a t-shirt and cut out the center to show off his one hair. He framed it with LEDs. Should I leave him? Confused. Dear Confused, "You're still there? RUN"
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6made by his Grandma who slaved over a hot stove. Swallowing the burrito in one gulp, he quipped "Thanks Gran" and strode out the door. She then wondered were her wedding ring was.
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4: "The barer is allotted 2 liters of vodka. Payment in full upon delivery." The clerk looked down at the 3-year old. "I.D?" She handed a picture of a kitty. "Works for me."
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3Cattle mutilation would be the perfect way to meet new people. Stacey caressed his scraggly beard and looked deeply into psychotic eyes. "I could murder a steak, how about you?"
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4protection racket against the elves and taking over the Dwarf union, he was sitting pretty. The Fairy Godfather had his thumb in every Christmas Pie in the kingdom.
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3Dwight is probably an empty corpse wandering the streets. But it doesn't matter to me since he unfriended me on Facebook. He also reneged on helping me move. Like I would care.
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7The X-Men could have stopped the bank robbers and saved the day, but they were too busy bemoaning that they were mutants and no one understood them. The constant whining started
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7He was released by police. Little did they know he was a serial janitor impersonator. He had cleaned toilets in the Pentagon, the White House, the Vatican, and Disneyland.
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6The manager showed up, his lower manible swaying on a hinge. "Do you haf a membarshap cah?" The staff swiveled their cloudy eyes. I picked up a Milo & Otis DVD and tried to be calm
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8thud! Ow! hit my head on the keyboard. What time is it? 4am? That gives me only a half-hour of quality REM sleep. Sad that REM broke up. Orange crush...kenneth...zzz Thud! Ow!
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2pitied him. Mister T decided to follow the Buddha and take the middle path. He gave away his gold chains, grew out his mohawk. and asked people to call him Mr. Theodore. The A-Team
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3a spool of thread. With cat-like reflexes she hemmed my pants and fixed 4 of my buttons. It was kinda scary having a she-demon tailor, but the suit fit perfectly.
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4pig skin for a three-pointer in the basket and KO'd the goalie for a 10 count. The ref blew a two minute warning and I was sent to the penalty box. The rules sure had changed.