Finished Folds (2381—2400)
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4. "Maybe this will help in your peasant eradication sire?" Vartek held up the SMG "Why thank you mysterious horned stranger." His aim was still terrible thus his retinue was shot
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5anyone who lit guitars on stage must be working for the devil. He even played his guitar left handed, another sign! Determined, He turned his songs into safe muzak. Purple Haze was
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1With the convient bungee cords on the wrists, I can sleep upright on the subway. The suit is dayglo orange with a stenciled warning that the owner will sue if touched. Ear-buds
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10After finishing my fold, I found I had written more words than the gospel, William Shakespeare's sonnets, and The Firm, combined. I then decided to self-publish my work, entitled
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4which she drew a large broad sword. She swung haphazardly missing me by inches and hacking the settee in two. She tore off her dress revealing a chain mail bikini. "Just wait, I...
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5The Girl Scout of Moose Lodge 3 just stared at us. We started the set with "Hell Porno Pyro." After my speed metal guitar solo, I grabbed the mike, "Uh, Happy Birthday to Beth."
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5He placed the cap on the dry erase marker. The line went down the middle of the cubicle. All of his office equipment had post-its which read "Property of Greg" He took a mirror
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3then my cape was fraying at the edges. I own a Death Star but I can't find a decent tailor? It is the little details that are always a problem. Jar-Jar Binks left 38 messages.
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2This adventure game made no sense. "Key is not here. Key you want is miles away." All this after searching 348 sheets of rice paper? The title "Useless Taskmaster" should have been
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1rest of the pastrami sandwich for a later date. Being an anime star for tween girls, no one had time to sit for a decent kosher deli nosh. Sailor Moon missed dill pickles.
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6what I lostly lost. My heart of my sweet life was in the bird cage of my soul. Yippee! Skippity-skipping down the highway causing pile-ups in my wake! Tra-la-la! Double Rainbows!
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6Hefting the Food Lion Uzi to the front his jeep, he zipped open the nylon bag and found it in 127 pieces. "Congratulations on your Uzi purchase! Some assembly required" The sirens
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4I played one on TV so I know my way around a**holes. (My agent was one.) My recommendation is to eat plenty of fruit and take up badmitton. Why? Hey, I'm no brain surgeon but
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6... dying to get in. What? We're here? All I have to do is spend the night in that crypt and I get the mega bucks? Easy-peasy lemon squeezy. No one has lived before? Oh, come on!
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5"Owie! that stings!" he said. They wheeled him into the ER. It was lacerations via papyrus of the latissimus dorsi region. He would live, but would require extensive therapy.
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4decided languages are hard. We were glad we were born in America because we understood the language. Imagine being born somewhere foreign and not understanding a word.
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3by jumping in front of a moving bullet train. I nearly fell when I was rescued, by Captain Platypus! My heart swelled! They did believe in the power of egg-laying mammals for good!
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5. You quickly grab the princess and run up the Empire State Building, swatting down tri-planes along the way. If you only had a moment peace to tell her your true feelings. Banana?
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5understand a word. I had a moment of anxiety. Which Betty was I talking too? Rubble? Boop? Crocker? They all had that enormous head and flip-doo. I turned to my pal Jughead.
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4"Well, actually..." was her favorite phrase.