Finished Folds (2601—2620)
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4through their crystalline bodies. The elves honed their swords til they glinted in the morning haze. On the other side of the valley, the orcs just stumbled out of their hovels.
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3ghost of his game show when they forced him into retirement. He would have a card table set up at the el station asking strangers if they wanted to go higher or lower.
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4Sure it was a goal most people wouldn't be able to achieve. But I knew with diligent consumption of meat lover's stuffed crust, I would reach my glorious reckoning, being fat.
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4an affliction call post-traumatic somnambulist syndrome. During stressful situation she would fall asleep. The doctors determined that high doses of coffee might
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2But the cost of paid leave for professional wrestlers was exhorbidant. Hince, the invention of the breakaway folding chair and turnbuckles made of pillows.
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3s were are inspiration. These dictators could be welded to the podium, animatronically decree their love for the West, and then wheeled back into storage until the next event.
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5it wasn't. It was like that scene from the movie about the flower? The one with the raining frogs? I'm sure Tom Cruise was in it. Anyway, what a coin-ki-dink. Weird stuff happens.
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5seemed normal, until I noticed the shadows. The sun was flying in reverse across the sky. I looked out my window and saw my neighbor hurriedly unmow his lawn. People were
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5Camping in the Rockies, he marveled at the night sky. With the reduced atmosphere, the stars shown brightly. As he looked up, he noticed they were disappearing one by one.
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1cashmere sweater. Which he then folded beside the booth in a nice arrangement with his dress shoes. His Troll Police sense was tingling! Tracking down the WiFi with his antennas,
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5invited her out for a drink. Sure, the gratuitous violence might be a distraction for some people, but I knew she was the gal for me. I ordered an appletini as she roundhoused my
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6. I only then saw the fine print. $300.00 dollars for shipping and handling? No wonder why the DVD collection was so cheep. I would have my revenge on this Ebay shyster.
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4a dog levitate off the ground. He seemed happy enough, just five feet in the air. Soon other animals across the nation began to float. Cats could catch birds in midflight.
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3I am the last FoldingStory writer on earth. The cities are run by terminators and apes. Aliens have populated the rural areas. Zombies roam the land. Where can I find WiFi?
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3the Jade Lizard or something like that." The kidnappers were pretty vague. Why was he picked for the case? Was it because Aardvark was the first name in the phonebook?
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5The calliope stopped playing. They turned their red noses to the batwing doors. A buffoon snarled, "Didn't anyone ever tell you not to bring a creampie to a seltzer fight?"
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6My in-law put down her corncob pipe and tooked at me. "You said, A tuna car fez my vomiter, Valhala Boxer? Make sense man!" Unfortunately papa-in-law was from Brazil and understood
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7and crack erupted from the pentagram etched in the prison floor. "Great Satan?" he inquired. A rabbit popped up munching a carrot. "I knew I made the wrong turn at Albuquerque."
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5I could take my lower lip and swallow my nose. It helped that I had no teeth. I ran with the freak show circuit of that Popeye Guy and the Human Lobster.
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4They would build high-rise towers, gated communities, and artificial islands. It was easy looking at the common man through tinted glass. But they had to take notice when