Finished Folds (2581—2600)
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2non-conformity. He was never part of the emos, goths, hipsters, straight-edge, gen-xers, nerdcore, hazmat hasbeens, beaners, oceanographers, bozos or any other clique cliche.
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2The professor looked down at torn leather elbow patch. "Trolls stealing shoes? Is that going to be your PhD dissertation? Good God man!" I was taken aback, "But they're real!"
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1she replied and then said "Eyes looking in the distance, I see your face and think of shopping." I then said "Why do you always telegraph your emotions?"
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3I sent questions like this in morse code to the girl who lived across the street. I found out she liked pancakes, the color tangerine, and pythons. She asked what I felt about stew
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9"Nothing! boring!!" Chaz tilted back in his chair. Why did his wife force him to go to these FoldingStory Anonymous Meetings? It wasn't his problem, he could stop any time. At 4 AM
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3A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi and orders a Grasshopper. The bartender looks down at them and says, "Is this some sort of joke?" Just then, 6-foot tall pianist stumbled in.
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4It's just like having clouds on your toes, isn't it?" We compared which pillows we used. Mine were down filled, hers were miracle foam. On our first date, playing footsie was like
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3I used my left hand to steady the hypodermic filled with the day-glo green formula. I injected it steadily into the deceased feline. The matted fur began to stir. "Toonces?"
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4Then the Karma Police showed up. "I'm afraid your misusing your non-corporeal projection in violation of twilight zoning codes. We are forced to transfer you into a cat." "Meow?"
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5from behind the bulletproof glass. He handed the weatherman his Happy Meal. "Is my payment reasonable? FAIR IN HEIGHT?" quipped Jake. "Why the COLD FRONT?" The puns drew predators
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6Hey, What's the deal? You trapped me in a rock salt pentagram? and you now want to negotiate? You're a bit of a douche you know that? No, Meshugga not Satan, with an M.
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2party with the ladies! Franklin donned his beaver cap rakishly to one side. Wait until they hear my glass harmonica! He tiptoed pass Adams door; it opened. "Ben? Where do you think
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8pulled the blinds, revealing the factory floor. Great rubber sheets stretched to the horizon. "Harold, when we hire you, you will cover the world in latex. Are you ready?" "Yes!"
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4crash into a tree. Sounding like the death of multiple chew toys, clowns burst from the car. I hopped onto a miniscooter and sped away from the carnage and the pursuing beast.
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1and stumbled down memory lane, Sean Connery! His thigh high boots, red thong thing and broad mustache. Zardoz was his pinnacle! I decided to wander the streets in the same outfit.
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5The warlock capybara pulled itself from the nether region of my sofa and laughed at me malevolently, "Gin and Tonic, if you have any to spare. Seen any good movies?" As I mixed,
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4"I must say your elucidation on the current string theory has some merit. Do have a piece of my mind." The zombie handed a portion to his dinner guest. "Hippocampus! splendid!"
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5There was that damn noise again! I pulled out my power drill and made another hole in the drywall. It was like a smoke alarm beep followed by a skittering sound. I searched for the
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3was my father and that was how I came to be. However, when they explained it to me they said they bought me from Ikea and they had to send out for extra pegs. I would look in the
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3My assistant was desperately trying to catergorize the fauna. Phosphorescent mushrooms led us deeper into the murky cave. The natural limestone gave way to basalt brickwork.