Finished Folds (2741—2760)
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2eating scallops. I looked down at her plate. Did I have the heart to tell her what was in the seafood salad? Quickly, I threw the plates to the ground and grasped both her hands.
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4it and a millipede struggled back up my esophagus. Why did I always go to Mom's Diner, the greasiest spoon in New Jersey? Because Mabel was pouring the sludge and she had a smile
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1He thought he had overcome his addiction but every year she was at his door. He scanned frantically down the list. "Gimme five boxes of everything! and twice as many Samoas!"
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7"Time me!" he said as he got out the picks for his own chasity belt. As he struggled on the bed, I played a game of patience solitaire. I heard a rap on the motel door. My husband!
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4often would argue about why they had an interstate Highway in Hawaii and how could you order Jumbo Shrimp? They would often bring such trivia to their Tiki Gods for advice.
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4It was at that point he knew he'd hit rock bottom. The angelic hippo was a sign from God. After a night in the drunk tank, he proselytized the word of the beatific river horse.
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3the arsenal of ninja weaponry. Commando maids had infiltrated the Junta at all of the dictator's palaces. At Midnight, they cleaned house.
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3I looked deep into the steaming abyss. Eddies and swirls of my life were reflected in the blackness. I worked hard, but would it be enough? Would this be the perfect cup of coffee?
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4passion that blue birds twittered and a fawn stopped to watch. Herald and Jane's first kiss was noticed by a passing angel and they were forced out of Eden back to schoo
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4where placed in an old cigar box under the lecturn. The ancient Masons discussed zonings of new pyramids and the lack of labor after that Moses thing. Beer was next on the agenda.
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7to miss your soulmate. Unbeknownst to many, The Chairman of Fate retired long ago, the Plan of the Universe is now run by Mel from accounting who thought it would only be temporary
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6her grandmother wouldn't allow it. "Why couldn't you marry that nice woods man? That Wolf is so transient. Did you hear about the vandalism at those three pigs place?" Red wouldn't
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8I decided if I tatooed my eyebrows, why not my hair? I went to a hole in the wall called "The Inky-Dink-a Doo." and demanded a nice coif. Little did I know written on the back,
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6. I desperately tried to pull the air boat in reverse as Pa went water skiing with the croc lunging off into the bayou. It was was odd seeing one in Louisiana. Pa's fate was now
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4he had an imaginary friend at age seventeen. "Justin Time" could really be a pest sometimes. It was hard for Rayne to pick up a girl with a gigantic maroon yak in the room.
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4He hit me with that killing curse that is one of the unforgivable! I thought back to my primary Hogwart's days. "I am rubber and you are glue.What you say will stick on you!?"
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6dropping on the head of that accursed scientist. I was very limited as a kamikaze apple. "Banzai!" I yelled. "Ow" said Newton as he looked at my bruised body.
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3my first lieutenant, Gilligan. We sighted the island and felt it might be a harbor for the unexpected storm. I lunged as the wheel spun violently. Little did the passengers know
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4. Bert and I made a living by picking coals off the railroad tracks and selling them to gypsies. My parents made scarves out of dryer lint. Though poor, we were a happy family.
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2to sing an old sea shanty of my father's. The apparition paused momentarily in confusion. I played a jig on my tin whistle. Soon, several pirate spirits formed a quadrille.