Finished Folds (2721—2740)
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5Vick Studly, Nasa Employee, did a flying kick to the Nerdbot for 50 exp and his level 3 vaporware. Josh Crunk, the player, fist pumped and dropped his controller.
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4but she quickly hopped into bed and pulled the bed sheets up to her neck. I snuggled, caressing her body, trying to touch the spot on her upper thigh. Did I really see a USB port?
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5a proclamations to lynch me. They put a flak jacket on me as I was escorted to an awaiting van. The guard looked down his nose. "We take Parking violations seriously."
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2This one here is from June of last year. Look at that color, hot that day. You might ask, 'Why collect sweat?' It is physical proof of my labors. Lets go further back, now this,
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2was a well-heeled business CEO. Known as Lord Palpatine Stones in higher circles. he accidently tweeted his Naked Cowboy Outfit to everyone at the office.
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3he hadn't told her that he ate meat on special holidays, like Flag and Arbor day, he wouldn't be in this predicament. He was at an undisclosed Co-op kidnapped by the Vegan Militia.
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3wonder I had a misplaced sense of reference. I put down the book I was reading, "Women Dance, Cats Watch " and looked out at Heathrow through the rain streaked window. I tapped
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3followed suit and we all cuddled in a big three-way snuggle. Jake, Andre and I enjoyed our time at the Jolly Feel Good Group Therapy. It released our post-traumatic stress. Cocoa
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1a good idea. I threw my head dress down. "Sorry guys, I'm going solo." The rest of the Village People looked up in unison. "You can't stop the music." said the Police Officer.
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3to meet her parents. They invited him in for a game of Canasta and meat loaf dinner. He laid back in the recliner petting the house cat and watched 'Bonanza,.' He found Nirvana.
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6having him as my tumbling partner. Zeek said his hip had been replaced so we wouldn't have the incident we had the last time. What a way for me to pay for college. We toured
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2her one last time to the drive-in. Sure, it had been years since it showed "Eat My Dust" on the weather worn screen. He looked back at her mummified smile. "Remember Darlin?"
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5Inside the lint trap, there lurks a grizzled goblin, who munches on an occasional sock. He pines for the days he was a crafty farm goblin what stole eggs. But the suburbs came,
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2we pull back sharply and see that they are breathlessly holding on for dear life on the alps. We pan then to the triplanes, straffing the snow. Sweep upward to the avalanche.
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3Later, the Men in Black broke down the door. "We noticed that you used 'Bob' for a security question. We know for a fact that he wasn't your Best Man. Who is this BOB?"
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9-shirt they insisted I base jump off the Sears Tower. They recieved a nice check while I recovered in the hospital. My parents then sold my forehead ad space to Red Bull.
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7A small band of renegade Cliff Noters lived in the hills. They hid their brief summaries in caves so future generations, if they survived the dark ages, might pass a written test,
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3Marzipan fruit has a chalky consistency and a slight taste of almonds. Green olives are packed in jars. These, and many other facts, I have written down in my new best seller "
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4be ultimate pain. "Ain't cha ever hads a lap dance befors?" inquired the girl with the big hoofs. "Usually, they aren't standing." he wimpered. "Wait til I start clogging. Yehah!"
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0"How'd the jelly get in the jelly donut?" This question troubled his ponderous consciousness. Maybe if the humans could provide an answer, he might spare a few.