Finished Folds (261—280)
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42...2...2... Houston, we have a problem... Switch seems to be stuck... 2...2...2... Philips? No, I need... What do you mean NASA doesn't own flat-head? Whose crackerjack operation
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2ground. "The Picnic God is displeased." wailed worker ant VX-1367. "Not since the magnifying-glass harrowing has such devastation come to pass," cried warrior CR-456. We must
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2he was in the wrong car. Instead of his bullet-proof limo, he was in a Tartan Prancer. "Step on it!" he yelled as the bullets went flying. "Welcome to Uber, destination?"
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2. The audience cheers of 'Brava' lessened. She had learned cyclical breathing from the digeredoo musicians in the outbacks of Australia. The aria lasted for hours.
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2shore and entered the gated-community's water supply. We have to bring in the SWAT because the 1 percenters have made a barricade of their Priuses (or Prii?) Now tripping balls,
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7There was a time, aerosol spray was the future.
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8The domino hit the spoon, sending the pea to bounce off the kettle drum, which awoke the gerbil, who spun the wheel, which turned on the fan,
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5. "To the oubliette with you!" he decreed from his barcalounger. She stopped peeling potatoes. "What was that?" "um...I would be obliged for pretzels? maybe?"
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2second I wondered where that thought came from in the back of my mind it was like a committee of stream of consciousness cardinals that I confessed and they judged me to be
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7He then brought out the pie. "I used zest for the hair." She stared at the meringue portrait of Donald Trump. "Actually, I'm quite full, maybe later."
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3Purified water? Gallons. Ammo? Truck-loads. Lorna Doone Shortbreads? Not a crumb. I donned on my bio-hazard suit. Time to go shopping.
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6. I looked back at the principal. "Really?" he said. "Really." I said. He tipped back in his chair. Muffled fire alarms reverberated behind me. "Well, I am going to call your mom."
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8I hit the snooze, that gave me 9 min and 59 secs before the scissors cut the rope, releasing the anvil, which pulls the clothes pin off the springs that sends my mattress in a 90°
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3a fiasco. My bus arrived as I averted my gaze from the Barnes and Noble crater. I would now be on Homeland Security's watch list because of my latest book, "Blow up This Book."
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4ready for his first day on the job. "Now remember son," I said. "This vegan pizza is to be delivered directly to the wolf. Don't dilly-dally or talk to strangers." He wore his red
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2came from the forest. Often the night would be punctuated by the call of crickets and mating frogs, but now, dead silence. The village then heard a giant whisper, "Sneaky, sneaky."
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4-enemy, Doctor Anemone! Notice the puncture marks? Neurotoxin quills, his MO." Det. Manatee paced lugubriously. How did he manage to escape the scene?
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4who had the unfortunate task of educating children that you cannot grow up to be a ninja, pirate, viking, tiger, starship captain, or uncorrupt politician.
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1The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy recommends at least five sport venues for Brockian Ultra-Cricket. Most involve governments who embrace the camaraderie of brutal violence.
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5"Curiouser and Curiouser," she said falling deeper into the bush portal. She landed softly on a giant mushroom next to a caterpillar, "Name's Jeb, please clap."