Finished Folds (261—280)
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1came from the forest. Often the night would be punctuated by the call of crickets and mating frogs, but now, dead silence. The village then heard a giant whisper, "Sneaky, sneaky."
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4-enemy, Doctor Anemone! Notice the puncture marks? Neurotoxin quills, his MO." Det. Manatee paced lugubriously. How did he manage to escape the scene?
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4who had the unfortunate task of educating children that you cannot grow up to be a ninja, pirate, viking, tiger, starship captain, or uncorrupt politician.
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1The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy recommends at least five sport venues for Brockian Ultra-Cricket. Most involve governments who embrace the camaraderie of brutal violence.
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5"Curiouser and Curiouser," she said falling deeper into the bush portal. She landed softly on a giant mushroom next to a caterpillar, "Name's Jeb, please clap."
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4Mr. Wolf was called in. "I can explain, sir, I..." "BAH!! All I have seen is that you've been wool gathering. Ram some initiative!" Mr. Wolf left the herd and was out on the lamb.
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2the dragon turned its head and swooped down to the snowman. The snowman's dog, Σπιθάκο, barked at the dragon. It was a Mexican stand-off.
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3penguin. Penguin? It looked like a penguin. She looked at me with cat eyes. "Arrree yooouu oookeee?" Butterflies came out of her mouth. I had to act non-chalant. BATS! (Maybe not.)
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1He would survive. The water rushed in from all sides of his fifth floor hotel room. The tsunami was cresting in 30 seconds. Only one thing to do. SELFIE!
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11Sam hastily brought his Monster Manual and 20-sided dice. Mort yelled, "Rocket Propelled Grenade not Role-Playing Game!" Another tentacle thrust out of the portal.
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1's Reflex was the only song on the eight-track that played on our cross-country trip from Duluth, MN to Taos, NM. Just outside of Denver, CO, I ripped his Slim Jim and tossed it
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3Let's look at the logic, shall we? If I was deceased, how could I respond to your imperative? Therefore your statement "Bang! Bang! You are dead!" is a fals- BOOOM!!! ... (touché.)
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2tes with meta-tickle torture. Warden Beatrice would approach old Wilbur with wiggling fingers. "I'm not touching you!" (stop it.) "Still not touching youuuu!" "STOP IT!"
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9"Husker, Ice Beast! welcome to Canadian Bachelor!" "Behind this paisley screen, three lovely bearded lasses are willing to have a date with you!" Husker chewed the microphone.
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5We work in our small cubicles, hunched over our glowing boxes, waiting for the spaceships to rip off the roofs and pull us up into interstellar adventures.
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1and so the one-armed man would not have used it as a get-away-car! He was covering for Norma Clay, the waitress, who was a half-sister Hurst fortune heir in hiding! J'Accuse!
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9Phil stood up from skid row, snapped his suspenders, and made a bee line to the Salvation Army soup kitchen. "I need a gal!" he yelled. Pickin's were slim in Crazy Woman, WY.
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3had a 10-foot pole and was gingerly tapping the floor, our thief was examining the shadows and our wizard was using a detect magic spell. We took 2 hours to search the first room.
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3The mechanical television picked up the signal from the short-wave radio. Staring at the 5 inch screen, I was able to see a shadow of a hand. I see no future for this medium.
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6They clipped off the cable ties and pulled the canvas bag from my head. I tried to see my captors in the harsh lights. I smelled espresso. I was at a Starbucks black site.