Finished Folds (281—300)
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4Mr. Wolf was called in. "I can explain, sir, I..." "BAH!! All I have seen is that you've been wool gathering. Ram some initiative!" Mr. Wolf left the herd and was out on the lamb.
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2the dragon turned its head and swooped down to the snowman. The snowman's dog, Σπιθάκο, barked at the dragon. It was a Mexican stand-off.
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3penguin. Penguin? It looked like a penguin. She looked at me with cat eyes. "Arrree yooouu oookeee?" Butterflies came out of her mouth. I had to act non-chalant. BATS! (Maybe not.)
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1He would survive. The water rushed in from all sides of his fifth floor hotel room. The tsunami was cresting in 30 seconds. Only one thing to do. SELFIE!
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11Sam hastily brought his Monster Manual and 20-sided dice. Mort yelled, "Rocket Propelled Grenade not Role-Playing Game!" Another tentacle thrust out of the portal.
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1's Reflex was the only song on the eight-track that played on our cross-country trip from Duluth, MN to Taos, NM. Just outside of Denver, CO, I ripped his Slim Jim and tossed it
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3Let's look at the logic, shall we? If I was deceased, how could I respond to your imperative? Therefore your statement "Bang! Bang! You are dead!" is a fals- BOOOM!!! ... (touché.)
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2tes with meta-tickle torture. Warden Beatrice would approach old Wilbur with wiggling fingers. "I'm not touching you!" (stop it.) "Still not touching youuuu!" "STOP IT!"
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9"Husker, Ice Beast! welcome to Canadian Bachelor!" "Behind this paisley screen, three lovely bearded lasses are willing to have a date with you!" Husker chewed the microphone.
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5We work in our small cubicles, hunched over our glowing boxes, waiting for the spaceships to rip off the roofs and pull us up into interstellar adventures.
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1and so the one-armed man would not have used it as a get-away-car! He was covering for Norma Clay, the waitress, who was a half-sister Hurst fortune heir in hiding! J'Accuse!
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9Phil stood up from skid row, snapped his suspenders, and made a bee line to the Salvation Army soup kitchen. "I need a gal!" he yelled. Pickin's were slim in Crazy Woman, WY.
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3had a 10-foot pole and was gingerly tapping the floor, our thief was examining the shadows and our wizard was using a detect magic spell. We took 2 hours to search the first room.
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3The mechanical television picked up the signal from the short-wave radio. Staring at the 5 inch screen, I was able to see a shadow of a hand. I see no future for this medium.
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6They clipped off the cable ties and pulled the canvas bag from my head. I tried to see my captors in the harsh lights. I smelled espresso. I was at a Starbucks black site.
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0What was odd was not the density, but the distinct taste of ham hock on my lips. I wandered the misty pre-dawn streets following my nose. A scent of pea soup drifted from a
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5"Welcome to the 'Clown Without Borders' Your tent is over there and you can inflate your balloon animals at the helium tanks." A tear ran down my grease paint. "Thanks, Bozo."
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4I live, I love, More Olives!" and then she would slump to the floor. My Aunt Valetta had a thing for dirty Martinis, or was that Dirty Martin? her favorite bartender. Exactly, she
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2"Go away!" hushed James Cuthbert, esq. to the pink giraffe hovering above the jury box. "Is something wrong?" inquired the judge. "No, m'lord." James' imaginary friend had often
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7I have billions of dollars, I am going to cure malaria. I have billions of dollars, I am going to run for president. I have billions of dollars, I am going to dress as a bat.