Finished Folds (2801—2820)
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4He practiced all night, so far he could get ten hard boiled eggs in his mouth. He sat in David's green room next to the man who could stop a fan with his tongue. Saddly, he missed
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6made me pancakes with orange juice on the side! I was so delighted. I missed a good breakfast. Say what you want about sex, but nothing beats a rasher of bacon and buttered toast.
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3. Bovine fights had become the latest underground sensation in the rural midwest. Late at night, in basements of grain elevators, bets were placed on "Mad Cow" and "Udder Doom."
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4Working with a zoetrope and a prism phaser, I was able to enter into the space between the seconds. I was out of sync with the rest of the world. That's when I saw the others.
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4Being the $6,000,000 dollar man from the 70s didn't cut it with the modern cyborgs. Most of joints were analog and needed constant oil changes. His telescopic eye wasn't even HD.
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6. He looked up into the sky and that sun's aura was muted. A sudden thump, and another bird fell out of the sky. The dome covered a five block radius with his house at the center.
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4Brian just wanted a nice night watching "Antiques Roadshow" and eating twiglets. Penelope arranged to meet him on the roof. Grabbing his hand, she dragged him over the edge, "Run!"
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4"Com'on Men! Do you want to live forever?" Sarge yelled as we attacked the next pill box. I decided then that I did. I packed up my rifle and bayonet and flagged a taxi.
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6to pick his teeth. Late at night, he would read to himself from the NJ Phone Book to keep his mind active. It was many miles from the Yukon to Trenton. He wished to visit one day.
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3(a fish similar to scrod except for the extra 'o') leapt out of the water flung itself into the face of our boat captain. The entire boat capsized, we were scrood and screwed.
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1he was trying to assassinate you with car?" I looked at Kim, " I don't know. At least we have narrowed the cuplrit to one of several billion who speak Mandarin Chinese." Kim would
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6At the FoldingStory Meme bar, Det. Manatee and Agent Scarn were swapping strories. Big Lion was on the mike. Just then, Kool-Aid man burst in,"B’chugerroth is back in town!"
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1down. My date had a cold front with frigid conditions the following morning. My predictions for future climatic fluctuations accumulated into a slight drizzle and partly cloudy.
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4they lacked the talent for filming major motion pictures. Invading aliens were looking for the next hot celebrity for "Alpha Centari Follies." The abductions were a cattle call for
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5, starving, went on a stampede. The hippos broke their tethers and ate all my shooters, aggies, and cats eyes. Upon waking, I knew I had lost my.. (dare I say it) marbles. (I did.)
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3Mrs. Dowd did a double-take on the science fair title. Jimmy was a peculiar boy. "Where did you get the blood?" Jimmy mumbled, "Store." "Have you tried other ways to float soap?"
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3"In my day, they had a pork hock barrel, and they put it in a paper sack. Five for a dime!" His new grandmother was born in Beverly Hills so he had no idea what she was on about.
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4Because his brothers took to the air, Hiram would take to the ground. From a beat-up steam engine combine, he invented the first mole drilling machine. At fairs, he would sell
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5sparks off my fly-wheel. Just pull my levers and turn my crank and we can set the place on fire! Be my hunchbacked one-eyed one I love, and I will be your mad baby! Root-a-toot!
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4It was pick-up line I used at most astrophysics conventions. She peered at me over her horn-rimmed glasses and Blue Curcao Martini. She replied, "The curvature of orbits must be