Finished Folds (2821—2840)
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778s from the age of the delta blues. But if you walked into the store and bought a record, you would never be able to find it again. And if you played your LP backwards, you would
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8I smuggled Cryptic Crosswords from Great Britian to the States in my laptop bag. When they were published in the New York Times, people's brains exploded. In my suicide note,
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3my dreams went up in a technicolor fireball. Hewbrew Nationals were flying everywhere. My second attempt was a Calamari-On-a-Stick booth at the State Fair. But disaster struck when
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6"Please pick up your number 2 pencil and begin. If you are virtually virile in a virulent vanguard. Would you A. Advise? B. Adverse? C. Advertise?" This SAT was blowing my mind.
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6My nerves started to jangle. I stood on top on the coffee bar, grabbed the clock hands and turned them to 12. There was a sudden shift and the shadows swung wildly. It was noon.
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5advised me in hushed tones. I pointed at my GPS. "I can't find a sewer grate anywhere in Yosimite!" She looked askance. "Hon, that is Mario World 3." Just then, a raging turtle
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5regrets about eating that chili con carne." She ran off field leaving us with one team member short. We would have to get a fan from the stands to cover this curling championship.
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7taken over by bounty hunters and surly smugglers. The band was playing a Tatooine rag offkey. He slid to the bar, "Where can I get a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?" A hush filled
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5now a Disney Princess and therefore had to maintain a certain decorum. "And what can I do for you, little people?" Ms. White inquired. "Fair wages or we strike!" the seven replied.
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5Dylan went back to his hometown of Duluth Minnesota. There, he opened up a Diner on Highway 61. He set some bleachers out in the sun, and waited for the next world war.
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8"Allow me to demonstrate." Manatee P.I. broke open the iceberg lettuce. "As you can see the edges are brown. So he didn't use a serrated knife." The man you are looking for
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4took a turn for the worst. They sought marriage counseling. She explained her wants; He needed a cracker. It got worse when he strated pecking at his own reflection. The newspapers
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3Bridge tables were overturned and the infection spread. A scream was heard from the basement of the Luthern church. "Run for your lives! Its the Women's Auxiliary Quilter's Bee!"
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4shiny little objects. I mean, the way they sparkled was just too much. And what about chrome, cool huh? Get me one of those cars. What? Oh yeah. Women. They were what he needed.
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3He cut in front of the DQ line. "Excusez-moi, la creme glace veuillez!" The counter guy looked down, "Back in the line Napoleon and wait with the rest!" Loud cheers erupted.
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5The singular package had fallen off the back of the pickup and fell onto the four lane highway of rush hour traffic. A U-Haul pumped its breaks and sent it caroming into a Prius.
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3"Don't you know who you are talking too?" I said to myself in the mirror. I suddenly realized I didn't. I suffered from narcissistic amnesia. I knew I was somebody, but who?
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2He had finally purchased the original Leonardo da Vinci codex. After much restoration he noticed a series of images on the corner in invisible ink. Flipping the pages, he saw
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5. The invasion of the hair pieces was almost complete. Trump? check. Carrot Top? check. Will Shatner? Not yet but we're working on it. Always one step ahead of the conspiracy, he
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5Due to an error on Aeroflot, their assassination gear was transported to Georgia in the USA. Resigned, they took snap shots and groused while sipping vodka by the Black Sea.