Finished Folds (3041—3060)
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7on the first row. Player magazine reviewed his Rap, "Mauling the audience was a bad vibe." Big Lion changed his name to Lionel Mane and went into acting. MGM gave him a contract.
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2the ocean water was seeping into his cabin. He heard a klaxon and struggled to the life boats. Then he awoke, spiders were everywhere and he backed into a corner. Then he woke, as
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8cans these days? must be a market for it. He wrote on long rolls of newsprint in purple crayon. When the landlord opened his apartment, the walls were covered with his ideas.
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5It is hard to claim your status in life when your only possesions are a food bowl, that bone in the backyard, and a fuzzy squirrel. But if master says, "Good Dog" all is forgiven.
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0He ducked under the gargantuan insect legs and grabbed the remote. He deftly switched from TV Land to the History Channel. "There Grandma, American Pickers!" The giant ant stormed
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3. His mentor was Brainy Smurf. He trained him in the mastery of Smurf-fu. Inch High Private Eye showed him investigation techniques. In time he would become, "BAT MITE!"
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8. I hid behind a shrubbery and attempted to use a tree frog call. With a soft squelch, the lizard man approached my backyard. I leaped out and grabbed its slippery ankle. Pay-dirt!
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11that glare of despondency. "You know I karaoke when I'm brushing." Bitter, he kicked over the tree, left his missus and walked into the frigid air. Santa knew... he always knew.
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8. They tagged the sign in big red letters, "Doctor Who has a posse!" The increase in geek misdemeanors was a blight on Silicon Valley. Roving gangs of Segwayers would speed
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5outskirts of a syrup swamp. Still coming down from her trip, she schlumped her body to the dry land. An elf walked by. "WELCOME TO SUGARLANDIA." She eyed him, "Oooh, flashback."
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3I kept it on the mantle with my other awards. The sunlight refracted off it's many facets. Being #1 in adult entertainment was an empty victory without love. A tear rolled down.
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3stand before you as a new man. I am a clone of my former self. Just read the bar code. The transgressions of my predecessor bear no relationship to who I am. Please vote for me.
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5the long term memory loss kicked in. The astronauts looked down at the control pattern like it was a baby's buzy board. "Weeee!" the commander said pushing buttons randomly.
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5It hit me directly n the nggin. I culd n lnger remember the letter "". "This will mess up my texting" I thught. The hb laughed "That'll teach ya, ya gn." "h my gdness!" I yelled.
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2she was spun around three times. She swung haphazardly. The sound of something breaking was heard. The crowd screamed. She lifted the blindfold. Candy was everywhere. "Pinata!"
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1they say "I was just about to call you." and the landline gets hit by lightning, or you're just thinking about the band U2 and Bono hits you with his limo, coincidences like that.
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5. They would wrap me in a down comforter, brew me a cup of Tension Tamer tea and turn the TV to the Antiques Roadshow. As the spiders from my DTs passed, we would play pinochle.
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1"Mother Superior who killed her?" She replied, "You must go to the forest and find an accordion, a left boot, an eight ball, a saber..." She was in a different world.
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7"So your the guy that bought the Nicolas Cage manor." said my new neighbor. "Why yes!" I said as I pulled my BMW into the gravel driveway. "Did they tell you it was haunted?"
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7Two men, one short and one tall, sit in a desert. They wear bowler hats and there is a lone tree in the foreground. The tall man says, "The bus should have been here by now."