Finished Folds (3081—3100)
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3feel the wetness, but then I looked up. In the clouds was a giant with a white beard looking down at me. "I am crying for your sins." Boy, that really put the pressure on me.
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3It became the rage on YouTube. Soon mind-control flash-mobs surged thoughout America. The most popular was the House Ways and Means Committee doing the Macarena. The G5 summit was
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3which we wanted to whack? Well, I welled my will and wrestled my wrists resisting the rest. We were fit to fight fraught with forthcoming phantoms of failure. We wondered, why win?
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4of rainbows. All fuzzy bunnies and chickies just looked drab. Unicorns were just horses with mutant bone growth on their foreheads. Candyland was a 8x8 foot cubicle shared with
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4a critic came into our fold. "I have seen this all before, how very cliche." he drolled as he tapped on his blackberry. With a piledriver, I conveyed my opinion.
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7"A new car! yes Mr. Prescott welcome the new game / reality show that is sweeping the nation! YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!" The walls parted to reveal a studio audience. He screamed.
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8"And now for my next trick, Loaves and Fishes." The audience groaned they had seen that one before. "Do that walk on water thing!" said a heckler. "Philistines" he muttered.
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2such curses as "crimminy" and "cheese and crackers." The guy in charge was a stickler for family values. They hoped no one would notice they had the wrong man. "Maybe if we
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7was promptly eaten by a hippo. The director rubbed his eyes. "A Folding Story" dress rehearsal was going the way of the Spiderman musical. "I need whiteout, Stat! Bring me that
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5Drek slammed the empty stein on the bar. "Let me at that dart board." he slurred. The bartender eyed him quizically and swept the shattered crockery. Drek lifted his double-axe and
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4. There was a lot jump, jiving and wailing. Minnie the Moocher was sent upstate for selling hooch to Mack the Knife. They were Big Bad Voodoo Daddies in their pin-stripped suits.
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3k fired. The mountie (still missing his days of voice-over) asked if they were carrying any fire-arms or other contraband. The dude rolled down the RV window, "What do you need?"
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2of the jurisdiction of traffic!" Meanwhile, his nemisis was running for town council. He laughed, "Those nattering nabobs of negativity don't know about my wonderous turn-abouts!"
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1We lazed about with peace in our heart. The guru smiled in deeply. "Let a smile be your umbrella." "Keep on truckin'" "Hang in there." Deep thoughts from the master. The mantra was
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4at a very clipped pace; the teen speed walker marathon was only a week a way. She tried to stride faster and keep up with his chiseled body. "If only he would..." then she tripped.
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3congratulate her. The impact of his cape caused a tsunami and sent Lois further out to sea. Aquaman rushed out of his secret enclave. "Finally, I can be helpful!" He called his
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2taking out Jared, that stoolie. "Rubble-Rubble" he sneared and went for the hit. Elsewhere, Col. Sanders, Agent of the KFC, vowed to end this fast food fight. "I love the smell of
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3"Many have complained about Colosseum funding, but I assure you that the lion baiting will provide most of the taxable revenue. Besides, if the Christians are sent out of state,
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5Jimmy clipped the coupon from his Shazam comic book. For only $6.95 + S&H, he would own a Polaris Nuclear sub. He hoped it would be better than the Sea Monkeys. When the truck
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1. He kept his wife in a yurt made of the finest hides of winter gord. The legend of Peter devolved into a simple nursery rhyme. King Cole was another matter, when he called