Finished Folds (301—320)
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1She surveyed the battle field. Red team had formed point at the jungle gym and were making way to the sandbox. Claire loaded the mortar with Nerf grape shot.
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9"Confound it!" I muttered to myself dusting off the ancient hieroglyphs. They were using a code not found on any Rosetta Stone. I scribed in my note book, "Thsi be teh tmob of knig
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2The technique is to continue the flow of the plot without repetition but still mention the main characters. Then, add elements to expand the story, like this kitten. (awwww.)
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4"This is free-college-essays, how may take your order? Uh-huh... Do you to supersize your Post-Modern Interpretation of Chekov with a side of Darwinian Analysis of Invertebrates?"
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4I listened to Siri again. My train would derail in Chicago. I hopped off in Cleveland. Siri spoke, "Your termination has been extended by three days."
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3He white knuckled with his hands at ten and two. Not even using the turn signal, he drove into the fast lane. This minivan was going down the highway to hell!
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5Hello welcome to Wargames Tundra! Can I interest you in some 20-sided polyhedrals? A new line of Warhammer 3000 Space Marines arrived this morning! Wait! Magic Cards?
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4The hiker looked at Jarrod, the talking parrot. "Kaw? that's it?" Jarrod replied, "I'm a crow! Kaw! Kaw! Now, I am a cow! Moooo!"
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4Disney bought the Playboy Mansion and turned it into an amusement ride.
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4Allan flings pizza box to center stage. Rob: "But it was delicious like lost childhood memories." Spotlight. Allan turns to audience. Allan: "Rob didn't know my pizza love."
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5A-beep, a-BOP, a-betta, a-betta, BOLL, talkin' to me of the def of DROLL? Oxford saz its 'amusing, but not in the way you EXPECT,' derived from the French, so give it RESPECT!"
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2the park on a sunny day when the breeze is blowing and feed the ducks. Today, it was raining, the buses weren't running, and the pond was being cleaned.
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1"C'mon just a little munster to tide me over until pay day. You know I'm good for it John" I knew Chuck E Cheese in his heyday, now he was shadow of his former self. "Cheddar?"
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4Regis smiled. "A place where sandwiches are a staple. And you said... Mexico? Is that your final answer?" I nodded my head. "Final answer." Then I thought, "No, wait TACOS! (damn)"
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1focused on a wishy-washy, middle of the road mindset. I straddled that fence with a gusto. I was a linguist in talking out both sides of the mouth. Middle was my middle name.
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2I was the main character. Every minutes the scene would abruptly change and I would be flung into a completely new dire straight. The purple giraffe understood my plight.
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3radioactive glow. "Egad, I am incorporeal!" verbosed Stan Lee. The Most Interesting Man used his eye lasers again but they just passed though Stan's translucent body. "Nuf' said."
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3I laughed at the old coot as I put on my raccoon coat, hopped into my jalopy, and strummed my ukulele. "See ya' in the funny pages pops!" Then I got a text from my gal.
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5"Magnets? Quantum physics? String theory?" inquired his science teacher. Timmy just shrugged and walked onto the ceiling with his pants. "Just magic."
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4I didn't win the Powerball jackpot, but it could be worse. My identical twin got hit by lightning while making a hole in one.