Finished Folds (3221—3240)
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4Earl of Canterbury. This card is good for one free drink at The Loping Goat" She quickly pocketed it and continued to roll the drunk. "Royalty," she thought, "sure has fallen on
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2"Screwdriver, What a way to go, screwdriver." I muttered. I clutched my chest. The lexicon tool virus had spread! "Screwdriver, I must tell someone! screwdriver"
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6Desperately, he carved an iPhone out of bar of soap. He got on the bus and pretended to play "Angry Birds." He nudged another passenger. "Oh, those pigs! Heh-Heh!" A bit of string
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2. It was an elaborate Rube Goldberg contraption involving a boot, a hamster wheel, bellows and a helium balloon. Mrs. Bobo just made one mistake in her attempted suicide. The wind
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3into the TV studio. "I'm your next food host. Give me the job, dammit!" The xanax was kicking in. The head of the board smiled. "You must first make a dessert with these,
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5..." The Oak Tree looked off in the distance. The Orcs of Mordor were fast approaching. "Hurmpf. So woud someone read the minutes?" Merry sighed, this might take awhile. Ents were
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2"Your pizza is here." There was a slight cough and the board looked at him. He gave the signal. Knocking over chairs, they rushed the door. "PIZZA! PIZZA!" they chanted. The door
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5do with it?" Tina turned away from Ike with disgust. Meanwhile, Jackson got the whole conversation on tape. "First, McCartney and now this!" Dollar signs lit in his eyes. Bad would
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8he was cornered. Angry chainsaws to the left of him, lawnmowers to the right. The loud "kapukata-kapukata-kapukata" echoed across the hills. "Um, Hey guys?" he sniffled. "We are
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1they threw their loved hats into the ring. The Haberdasher Party was on the map. Many a chapeau was flung into the air. Their motto? "Put a Lid On It." Alice thought this was
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1chicken and beef stock forver!" They lined him against the wall, no so much for his dictatorship, but for his terrible puns. "Any last verds?" said the rebel captain.
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1the light of the eternal heavenly host. And lo, a set of tablets were sent unto the Penguin they call Cadbury, which read "SHRIMP WRAPPED IN BACON SHALL BE THY
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2"I dropped my contact!" she yelled. Since this was Minnesota, everyone stopped slamming and helped her search. The lights went on and Death Kraut for Cutty had to stop the set. She
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4"Five... Six...Seven!" "Favorite color?" "B...L...U...E" She tugged open the Cootie Catcher. "It says here that you are destined to a life filled with
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3. You know the scene, the one were someone in the back of theater yells "Oh no he DIDN"T!" and you yell back, "Oh yes he DID!" Soon popcorn is flying and the ushers shine a light,
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4did I pick a dental hygenist for my middle man?" Meanwhile, on small island off Cuba, Doctor Trenchmouth, DDS chuckled in his volcano lair. "Fluoridation! the world over! soon
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2was immediately hit with a frying pan in the face! (what a twist!) In my stupor, I tried to grasp my only line of defense, a jar of Miracle Whip. This might work. If only
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4He moved his rook and choked the last bit of hot dog. "Mmph... Check!" He slammed the speed clock. Chuck glanced down at the board, stuffing half a blueberry pie down his gullet,
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3took that moment to stop trepanning his head. "No, dear please continue with your sandwich monologue." A few minutes more and he would hit the frontal lobe releasing
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2brushed lightly aginst the stove igniting pilot light. The cat let out a yelp as her tail scorched the curtains. "Baking soda, where is the baking soda?" I thought. The sprinkler