Finished Folds (3201—3220)
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2it spoke. "If you release me I will grant you one wish." He looked at the bug. "FREE PRIZE!" and popped it into his mouth. Jiminy Cricket was no more. He sat back satisfied.
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4"I betcha you can pack alot in that trunk, ya pachyderm." She fell off her bar stoll and spilled her Cosmo. Jumbo, picking her up gingerly, brought her out to a cab. The elephants
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4They loved it. Soon everyone had a plastic shield in front of their face. It was like a nation of riot police. Young girls would pretty them up with gel pens. Celebrities tinted
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5First Kleenex, and then whole multi-colored silk ribbons pushed forth from his mouth. They rushed him to the ER. They pulled a rabbit out of his lower intestine. And then they saw,
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2group of wide eyed Badtz-Maru (punk friend of Hello Kitty) cosplayers. Rubber tuxedos waddling up the shopping district. The national guard was called in. Penguin riot.
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1obsession with folding one million oragami cranes for good luck. Whole storage units were filled with them. His casket was made from a single dollar bill.
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2Fiat Hoveround that won the Grand Prix in 1973. He blew off the dust and polished the chrome. With 600 hp, this baby would run donuts in any bingo hall parking lot. Gramps would
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4I popped the dark chocolate in my mouth. I was first hit by a wave of pure ecstatic sweetness. The bitter undertones pulsed over my taste buds. Was that a hint of bacon? My allergy
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2make an omlette with ryecrisp crackers and pork cracklings. It did the trick, for a while. I wrote a description of my stolen breakfast and brought it to Scotland Yard.
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2put my hand between the hammer and the lectern. It hurt like the dickens and I think I sprained my thumb. Fortunately, I had workman's comp & health insurance. The terrorists? Uh..
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17 flagons of the finest honeyed meade. The hangover, afterwards, encouraged him to raid Abbeys up the Northern coast of Ireland. The oars swung sure on the long boats.
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2encroachment into my cheddar supplies. Its in a sealed vault, 7 levels underground, disguised as a fall out shelter behind steel doors and a retina scan. But those rats are clever,
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3he chose to "produce" the Sioux Fall Warblers, a barbershop quartet from South Dakota. Prince knew he was breaking convention but that was the kind of dude he was. The harmonics
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5... and that is why they are called Macaws." The zoo lady smiled brightly in her safari khakis. "Now, any more questions? Yes?" A grizzled man slowly raised his hand. He coughed,
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5was so indecisive. I flipped a coin and it rolled under the tac-nuke console. I switched to ennie-minnie-miny-moe. The red button flashed brightly as if nagging me. "Just hold on,
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4Whistling, he sorted his lights and darks. "Oh, crumbs! I need change." He tried to open the door but it was locked. The street outside was deserted. Pretty odd for a Tuesday morn,
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3"Welcome Brethen! " was the chorus of "The Guyz", a fraternal brotherhood of hairy men. We raised our mugs of Stout and threw them in the fireplace. The new guy walked to the bar,
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3The Emporer of the World looked at his day planner. "Item one, beatification of Pope John Paul the II, check. item two, croquet with the royals at undisclosed location, check. Next
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3Ayers rock was silhouetted against the midnight horizon. The low thrum of digerdoos wafted in the air. A soft rumble surrounded our campsite. Bruce whispered "Kangeroo Stampede."
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1no longer able to enjoy their daytime shows. The spawn of Cthulhu would instead be forced to watch Ellen. Suddenly, he discoved that Regis' cohost was Kelly. Kidnapping would be