Finished Folds (3281—3300)
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4Sadly, his hide-a-bed collapsed in the middle of the night. Multiple customers sued for the entombment and claustrophobic distress. He was lost with a settee and no name.
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6Strapping the baby across her back, she hurdled through the gauntlet of gun fire. The explosive fire ball carried her to the day care parking lot. "Take care, hon. Mama loves you."
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1His love for meat knew no bounds. While some people would have wine cellars, he had a storage locker stocked with sides of beef. Late at night, he would open the pad lock and
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4penny farthing. Twirling his handle bar mustache, he muttered,"Curses, she won't pay the rent!" The big wheel squeeked as he ambled down Edison Drive. The beer made him
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5a little advice. Have you done your homework?" Hannah pouted and went on coloring. She hated how inanimate ghosts were always nagging her to do this and that. Her pink canopy bed
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4when no one was around, a tear rolled off his nose onto the tomb. Shlep was her faithful camel and guarded her bones from the jackals. Many years later, when the wind blew, spirits
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2He rolled up his velvet sleeves and stared into the stage lights. His manager pleaded that it would ruin his health, but he had to do it... Thrash "Misirlou" on a 12-string ukulele
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3a giant eye blue covering the horizon looked down. "Didn't think I was anthropomorphic did you?" the voice boomed.
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1I could bearly squint pass the purple after-images. A voice boomed, "Who dares questions the great Oz?" I knew I wasn't in Kansas anymore. Hiding my ill gotten loot in my basket,
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1A resounding "Pop" echoed through the underworld. "'m sorry," sighed Beezelbub. It was was hard to be a Ukranian blonde nurse for the Lord of the Flies. "Time for your shots,"
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3bloody eye balls. But just like temporary tatoos, the Hipsters took over.They sold red contacts at high-end boutiques. Everyone had the "Dead on your feet" look. Could I profit? I
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3Unfortunately, the spelling virus had spread. It was infecting my brian. I tired two get sum help but it waz too latte. I was domed.
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6"Jonathan: I like turtles." The rest of the interview was dead air. I went on to interview the man who only said, "Yes." and a woman who barked. "Q: How are you doing?" "A: Ruff."
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6The General hit the white board with his riding crop. "There is no tactical nuke without the word, TACT! Get into your pea brains that the bombing should be subtle! Like a pillow,
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1It was were all the mascots hung out. He showed his VIP pass and was let in beyong the velvet rope. There, in the back, was the San Diego Chicken sipping a Cosmo. "Arf!" he said.
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5He arrived at the Y. His cell phone buzzed. He read the text. "i didnt say simon sez!" This LARP game was the crappiest one ever! Sighing, he walked back to
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3Sparkling fairy dust flew down in a hail over the street. I got to the door way just in time. My friend John wasn't so lucky. He transformed in a strobing hot-pink flash into
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1. "Like whoa, dude you smell like burnt sprouts." Just what needed, more advice from Mr. Natural. I wrapped myself in a hemp poncho to hide my nakedness. It was a scratchy as hell,
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4I went to my happy place. Marshmallow cinder blocks were my bulwark. Red licorice vines of razorwire encirciled the moat of bubbling hot taffy. Killer teddy bears roamed
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4Now every kitchen had a tap for Cold, Hot and Venti. Productivity of the nation tripled because no one was sleeping. People strapped fly wheels to their jittery legs to produce