Finished Folds (3301—3320)
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3With a Wilhelm scream, he tripped off the balcony of his Frank Lloyd Wright mansion in the Hills. The butler rushed to the french doors and saw that the railing
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4"Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars." muttered the great bear head. "Cut!" the director screamed. "I said no puns on the set!" The smoke spread to the ceiling causing
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1"Uh, that's great Mr. Jobs but what you are showing me is a glass of water." "NO!" he yelled in my face, "It's an iGlass of water! We ship tomorrow!" I knew then that Dell would
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13meant a rubber room with a strait jacket. I found speed dating a bit puzzling. It took me a while to discover they were more than one woman. This would explain why
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4Kafka's Metamorphosis. She loved bugs. Most of her weekly reading group had voted for the Joy Luck Club. Her picks were dangerous and must be stopped. Knocking her door, they
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6. They handed him some staples and a hot glue gun. "From now on yer on your own. Next!" They pushed him out the back into the alley. He looked down at the pamplet, Step 1. "
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2"Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy..." The song was running through my head like a drum beat. The cars were at a standstill. I tapped the accerator
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4intriguired her to no end. "Do you come by way of Innsmouth?" Kay crooned. The Captain, dripping seaweed, replied through slimy lips, "Yesh, we come frum a gud family." The ship
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5She put on the cocktail apron and adjusted her earrings. The guests would be showing up any minute. All that was in the pantry was decaf coffee and nutmeg. Trouble was brewing.
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1, you like your science to be found in the Anarchist Cookbook. No experiment would be complete without the chance of losing a finger. At 14, nuclear energy was a simple
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0She shuffled to the sofa in her house dress and curlers. The Outcasts was playing on the tele, her favorite. Suddenly, a brick crashed into her Earl Grey and tea china. "Oh Crum,
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3My buddy the Shadow had fallen on hard times, from being a force that clouds the minds of criminals to become a petty shoplifter. I handed a cool one off the 6-pack. "Shadow,
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1My only hope was to set up a shortwave radio so I could pick up on the chatter about Doctor Who and Torchwood. But life in the States was desolate, Brits were forced to
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0play for pennies in Time Square station under the name, "Reds and Skraggs." It was a sorrowful sight, a grown man and a dog in tutus doing the Conga. Now you must understand.
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1Lohan would steal necklaces. She would steal pull-tabs at the VFW. Lohan would ditch rehab. She would ditch Bingo nights. Truly, the had a lot in common. But when they met,
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3Before me on the desk was a rotary phone, an ink blotter, a rolodex and some carbon paper. Beads of sweat soaked my sun-burned pate. "Dammit! How do I work these things?"
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2"Give me some size 86s with horns in front!" She just loved the squeek-squeek! Her red nose offset her pink mohawk and balloon pants were a big hit in the mosh pit. Seltzer was
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2I was approached by a Hater. "Spoilers are like bar flies they just keep popping up like so many crispy critters."
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4The influx of beauty pagent starlets desire for cryptozoologic flesh, created a chain of boutique eateries. Nessie Sushi (TM) opened in San Francisco. Chupacbra Tex-Mex
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3a small lego house. Inside the house was picture of Empire State Building. Standing on the observation deck was a kid with a Star Wars lunch box. Inside the lunchbox was