Finished Folds (3301—3320)
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4"Step 1. Colonize a local South American country. Step 2. Force the populance to grow Rubber trees. Step 3. Remove the sap." Well, gum was easy. He hopped onto the next steamer to
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6sparks flew to head bolts. "IT'S ALIV... no wait." There was a knock on the door. He quickly covered the mutilated corpse with a tarp and turned down the jacob's ladder. "Um, yes?"
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1cartoon show on Nickelodeon. They were all there, Ward the Squid, Sandy Squirrel, Patrick the Star. Its like they took my gang life and made a mockery. I, Bob the Sponge, would
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4that there was a coded message signaling the mother ship. He went through the rest of his K-Tel Hits of the 80s. "Radar Love" was the first signal for the invasion. "Safety Dance"
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3With a Wilhelm scream, he tripped off the balcony of his Frank Lloyd Wright mansion in the Hills. The butler rushed to the french doors and saw that the railing
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4"Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars." muttered the great bear head. "Cut!" the director screamed. "I said no puns on the set!" The smoke spread to the ceiling causing
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1"Uh, that's great Mr. Jobs but what you are showing me is a glass of water." "NO!" he yelled in my face, "It's an iGlass of water! We ship tomorrow!" I knew then that Dell would
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13meant a rubber room with a strait jacket. I found speed dating a bit puzzling. It took me a while to discover they were more than one woman. This would explain why
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4Kafka's Metamorphosis. She loved bugs. Most of her weekly reading group had voted for the Joy Luck Club. Her picks were dangerous and must be stopped. Knocking her door, they
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6. They handed him some staples and a hot glue gun. "From now on yer on your own. Next!" They pushed him out the back into the alley. He looked down at the pamplet, Step 1. "
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2"Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy..." The song was running through my head like a drum beat. The cars were at a standstill. I tapped the accerator
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4intriguired her to no end. "Do you come by way of Innsmouth?" Kay crooned. The Captain, dripping seaweed, replied through slimy lips, "Yesh, we come frum a gud family." The ship
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5She put on the cocktail apron and adjusted her earrings. The guests would be showing up any minute. All that was in the pantry was decaf coffee and nutmeg. Trouble was brewing.
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1, you like your science to be found in the Anarchist Cookbook. No experiment would be complete without the chance of losing a finger. At 14, nuclear energy was a simple
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0She shuffled to the sofa in her house dress and curlers. The Outcasts was playing on the tele, her favorite. Suddenly, a brick crashed into her Earl Grey and tea china. "Oh Crum,
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3My buddy the Shadow had fallen on hard times, from being a force that clouds the minds of criminals to become a petty shoplifter. I handed a cool one off the 6-pack. "Shadow,
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1My only hope was to set up a shortwave radio so I could pick up on the chatter about Doctor Who and Torchwood. But life in the States was desolate, Brits were forced to
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0play for pennies in Time Square station under the name, "Reds and Skraggs." It was a sorrowful sight, a grown man and a dog in tutus doing the Conga. Now you must understand.
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1Lohan would steal necklaces. She would steal pull-tabs at the VFW. Lohan would ditch rehab. She would ditch Bingo nights. Truly, the had a lot in common. But when they met,
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3Before me on the desk was a rotary phone, an ink blotter, a rolodex and some carbon paper. Beads of sweat soaked my sun-burned pate. "Dammit! How do I work these things?"