Finished Folds (381—400)
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7The 'X' is silent in 'Grand Prix?' I always thought it was aptly named. I am speaking from my bass instincts.
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2I fell into an open casket, was buried alive, and clawed out when the moon was full. Then a Segway hit me. The 4th time I died was different. I had just
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4'The Lucy Show' complete DVD collection, one gross of frozen cream puffs, and a drum of industrial degreaser. My little voice knew I was saving a ton for Christmas at Costco.
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25 and then 6 and 7 and so on and so on. Numbers... yeah... numbers. (Einstein's poetry slam took some getting used to.)
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1"It says here we can get a energy credit from our electric company if we buy into the hamster-powered generator farm. Should we sign up?"
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2old Satan's heart. "WHY AIN"T YOU CUTE." Magenta, the labradoodle, wagged its tail. Satan decided to spent less time damning sinners and more time doing walkies.
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4proficient in the language of love. With the flash cards, grammar charts and the touching instruction of Agent 450, I was able to speak fluently from the heart.
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0Pamela Anderson let me lie my head in her lap and massaged my scalp. "Tell me all about it," she purred. I tried not to cry. "My wife stopped my subscription to Car and Driver."
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5person took the time to think. But this is folding story, and the seconds are ticking, so as the third person... nope, blank. If I had something deep and meaningful to add, I would
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0n such large hands. He was cracking walnuts with his fist. I offered to buy him a drink. He tipped his bowler and gazed at me with his blue glass eye. "Grape Fanta, extra ice."
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1This question kept me up last night. Sean Bean, actor who plays Boromir in LOTR, is his name pronounced "Shawn Bawn?" or "Seen Bean?"
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3tainted moonshine. "I'd keep that blowtorch away from the still." Boss Hog threw the cat at Uncle Jesse. "WHAT WE HAVE HAR IS A FAILURE TO COMM.." A FOOMF came from the copper
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1. A bucket was lowered down on a rope. He pulled out a pencil stub and clipboard. A voiced echoed from the hole above. "Take the time to fill out this customer service survey."
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7purple. I toked the sweet smoke. Who knew milkweed could be so mellow? Sal then handed me a bowl of Goldenrod. We smoked weed right out of her front yard. "Dandelion?"
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5I open the door. You can't because it is blocked by a chest. I open the chest. You can't because it is locked. I use my lock pick. You can't because of the dragon. WHO SAID ANYTHIN
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5He passed the object over the glass case. "So what can you give me for it?" The pawn broker put on a loop and peered down. "Well, in this condition, I would need an appraisal."
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7were at a quandary. Could there ever be true love between a man and his pachyderm? What about the bales of hay? Who shot the raja? Found out next week on"The Ides of India."
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4The dwarves yelled, wielding axes "The dice are cast, prepare to die!" The elves yelped, weaving staves "The mice are cast, prepare to mie!"
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3She brushed my hand away. "Don't you patronize me you twit! I live for Chinese food." As her fists were fast approaching, I read WON on one set of knuckles and TON on the other.
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8. "Punisher Recon One responding to Mother Board Alpha. We have target visual." The juiced marine focused his NVGs. "The Brits are serving oolong with a battenberg. Proceed?"