Finished Folds (401—420)
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4"Thank you soooo much for mowing the lawn cutie." I thought it was a bit odd to do a chore on our second date. "Next week, garbage disposal. See ya hot stuff."
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6I did notice the family resemblance. Papa? After all these years? It would take a long time for us to be on speaking terms but we could muster through.
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1"Howard show me the projections again." Bob chewed on his pipe. "There must be a way to get our astronaut back." (hmmm.) What about... STATIC ELECTRICITY? (it just might work.)
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4Bystanders. Miscellaneous pets. Lend me your ears. I promise I will get them back to you by next Tuesday.
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6As the ground approached, I hit reset. I flew backward and pulled my car away from the cliff. I rewound to the pivotal point when it all changed.
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3Deep in Crystal Lake, Jason waits. In his morbid evil brain he ponders his unlife. Perhaps, he should go out for a sandwich.
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4. She sipped Darjeeling. "But I don't worry about the spiders. That's why I keep a bird". She smiled and opened her mouth. A beak peeked out.
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2Please leave a message at the beep - "SQUAK! HOWDY-HOWDY-HOWDY! BILLY-BOB WANTS A CRACKER! SQUAK!" Toni had to take 'care' of that bird.
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8said, "But don't call me late for dinner!" Pitchforks were raised. The Wicker Man had his sacrifice.
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4"Dam the beavers!" shouted an instigator. The Beaver couple tried to quell the mob with another Karaoke hit. "It's fun to stay at the Bis-cay-ne Bay! It's fun to stay..." A chair
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4the true definition of psycho-billy. Arnold had a severe case of it: barking at the moon, gyrating hips, high-speed banjo. He slammed the book closed. "Well, alrighty-right!"
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8from Carmine, "Toreador" which is the right amount of time. 13) Stuff the prunes and liver puree into a prepared goat while the moon is full 14) Set the fireplace to
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2his trophy wife. The mayor adjusted his luminescent tie which read 'Kiss me in the dark baby?' "Hon, let me help." she said and pulled the knot tighter.. and tighter.
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6"Yes, Regis, final answer." The spotlights swept the audience. Regis frowned. "I'm sorry the meaning of life is... right after this commercial."
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2. With a whiff of the ether, he felt his body sink into the operating table. He heard the surgeon as a distant voice. "Nurse, where does this part go?"
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3from?" She awakens. and slams the alarm clock. Was it just a dream? "I brought some bagels." Jeremy Irons handed her an everything one with lox.
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3. If you are under seventeen, it is recommended you read these folds late at night, in a blanket fort, with a penlight. Tell not your parents of your licentiousness.
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2and her hobby of yarn bomb knitting. I could also tell she was the woman of my dreams because of the unicorn horn. I hadn't told anyone about that. Nervously, I approached.
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4"All hands! All hands!" The floor boss slapped the red button. A deluge of ganache overflowed the holding tanks. It would be death by chocolate unless
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3"Why no umm.." I looked up at the big brass belt buckle. "Bob? I was just sipping a sarsaparilla and admiring the view." The Texan grabbed hold of my head with one meaty hand.