Finished Folds (481—500)
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2had a 'break the knee caps' clause. Sipping on her bubble tea, Zinnia met two men in tailored suits by the Gap. "Um, scuze us, miss, youse a bit overdrawn."
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2it, I didn't even know how to play this game. I passed him a card. "Hit me," he said. So I hit him.
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5I rushed into the elevator and jammed my thumb on the >< button. But it was too late, the jerks had already boarded.
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10vending machines. The hacked machines withheld the Funyuns and Fritos at the very cusp of dropping, halting America's productivity. Chinese hackers furthered their plans by
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2calling everyone to hit the deck. The airborne orca slammed into bow causing the boat to list hard to port. Both whale and captain were unprepared for the situation.
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3Mr. Thursday pulled Mr. Saturday from the burning wreck of the Lincoln Continental. The bank heist was a complete disaster. He called Monday on the phone.
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5"Do you know why I hold this gun?" - "Snakes? Wild dogs?" - "No, YOU!"
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5the crease in the middle of the book. Hopping from one sentence to another, I made it to the next page. "Look, Jane, Look. Kitty wants to play." I was blindsided by a ball of yarn.
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5"Do synthetic prayers," the Electric Monk tweeted, "work as well as real prayers?" No one responded. They were busy looking at God's French Toast on Instagram.
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5headed to Victor Frankenstein's castle. Igor hopped out of the hearse with a can of eggshell white. Victor stared. "Lightning you fool! Not lightening!" The Mummy & Wolfman looked
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4ck Data?" I stood aback. " My apologies Captain. I was just trying to understand how human's respond to the tactile contact." "But on the mouth?" My positronic brain had to think
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2I thumb-tacked a ziplok bag of creamed corn to the bulletin board. I had yarn strings attached to the Roman nose and flat iron steak. Terisha pointed the disheveled guest. "Here!"
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4THROW THE LEVER! (not that one, the other one.) LIVE SQUID! LIVE! I looked down at cephalopod on the slab. Master has gone round the bend on this one. Then I saw a twitch.
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1. We hung out in the bombed out crater of a Wendy's. With my college roomies' help, I was able to get a generator up and running. We could play Halo until the end of time.
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3It turns out that Grandma was... *SPOILER ALERT* the wolf in disguise! Also Jack's magic beans were real, Goldilocks was in Baby Bear's bed and..
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2strewn all over the front yard. But Luis Suarez, famed footballer, had to keep his jaw a well-oiled wrecking machine. Every morning at dawn, he chomped on iron wood dowels.
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5It was time to shake the etch-a-sketch. I had the 3 kids working dead-end jobs. I sold my mother-in-law to pay off our debt. My wife and I are taking a well deserved vacation to
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5have run off to? I should have kept my legs in a tighter pair of pants. I sipped my coffee. It was Sunday, so maybe they were at church.
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5had put a card reader in front of the stall. Five dollars for a toilet? The attendant approached me. "Sir, this is not just any mere john, this is the royal throne." Desperate, I
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2I opened my mouth and pulled out a deceased chinchilla. I rushed to the bathroom desperate to get the fur off my uvula. Looking at the mirror, I noticed fine whiskers sprouting