Finished Folds (461—480)
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3late evening air smelling of storm. The girl tightened her pony tail and stepped out the window. "Float," she thought as she drifted over the milkweed.
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2lled 'The Beatles?' Get off ya high horse Ringo and stick with me and my bro Tom. There is no money in music and houses always need paintin'"
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1Freebreze was Martha Stewart. "So Macy's captured you too? Thank Gawd!" She told me they had replaced her with a double, we needed to escape.
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3I then looked to my side, and there was Zombie Bob about to munch on my fingers. "Yo, Bob, not cool man." Mall security approached on their Segways.
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4taken, tookin, token, tokin', taking, tolling, trolling, Tolkien, folkin, frickin', frakin', funkified,
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3tying strips of alligator to a branch. She wiped off her hands and looked at me up and down. "Click, click, chug-a-lug, bing-a-bow?" she said. I didn't understand a word.
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3I switched off the TV. Kid's cartoons these days! I set back and cleaned out the muzzle of my Brügger & Thomet APR. Home schooling was so much better.
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2the country breathing in the bucolic air. I snapped my suspenders and tramped down the gravel path whistling a merry tune. To hell with the rat race. What could go wrong now?
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2a scoop of wasabi and mashed into Mrs. Gordling's face. "THAT'S GUACAMOLE!" Megan then flipped the coffee table sending charade cards flying. "Come on Steve, we're leaving."
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3We sat on our buts in an apple pie circle. Cubbins showed his gerbil. Mandy showed a squashed penny she got from the zoo. I showed my Innsmouth puzzle box.
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4Potash for perennials, manure for marigolds, and quick lime for my ex Leonard. Well, let's get to it.
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2He was the most important person of the elite Mission Impossible team. He was the plug-in guy.
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1In a panic, he hustled to the basement. The front door imploded in a cyclone of splintered wood. She stepped delicately through the hole in her stilettos. "Try bricks next time."
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2The experience was both cute and terrifying at the same time.
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5hair glowing in the rain forest mist. The Amazon flung my naked body with one arm over her shoulder and swung into the vines. I was dizzy in her embrace. "Hi, I'm Wally."
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2my boss had trouble. "Four words... First two. Eye roll? I dough? I knead? I NEED! Third word... small, I? A? A! Forth... Sunlight? Ray? Rays? I need a rays? I don't get it..."
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4Now take that in your pipe and smoke it!" I backed up and tried to prepare a retort. "Well, actually I..." "TOO LATE! THAT IS JUST LIKE YOUR GENERATION! CAN'T HEAR YOU! LA-LA-LA!"
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4Unfortunately, the synthflesh was on backorder due to labor disputes in Taipei. Staring vacant among the bubblewrap, my android wife's skeleton and positronic brain arrived.
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7Marzipan. 14) Credit Rating. and finally, number 15: Tonsillitis .... Wait a minute! 16) Pumpernickel! 17) Flummoxed! 18) Moo Shu Pork. 19)
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5I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. My wife poked me in the ribs. "What? What?" I gasped. "This Hamlet guy is HILARIOUS!" An usher approached from the wings.